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  1. and not just any kind of people!
  2. far be it for a climber to dismiss another wierdo for their bizarre hobby
  3. i remember driving past peta world hq all the time back in the day - they sure got a bitching big boat floating off the peer!
  4. ivan

    too drunk to walk...

    sounds biblical dude...or is it romulus and remus? actually w/ their ma gone it's kinda fun - i sow discontent and have just taught them the proper way of handling a giant goddamn french knife when making the garlic suffer!
  5. ivan

    too drunk to walk...

    everytime the wife talks about trying to replace the bofa w/ several thousand dollars worth of new couchs i simply go into the kitchen and sharpen the knives
  6. ivan

    too drunk to walk...

    split the difference - why doesn't everyone sleep on their stairs? must make coffee or one of the children will have to be sacrificed to almmighty baal...
  7. wife out of town w/ lesbian friends...several liters of cabinent soevigner and a few hundred pages of obrian dispensed - children abed - should i crawl upstairs or sleep on my most commodius bofa?
  8. Nope....just the sensitive moss folks! my question to you and our brethern kev is, could we keep it safe for the tourons? or would it take a zombie apocalypse to make it okay to clean out a couple lines up all that beautiful stone near the p-lot?
  9. and 'fore you get angry joe, let me say that, in the eventuality the park was closed, the best way for us climbers to let the s side still stay undisturbed during hte peregrine season would be to make the north side a realistic playground - the biggest obstacle to me seems keeping it safe for the tourists, as developing anything near the summit would seem potentially wicked dangerous for folks at the base - there'd have to be a buncha folks involved when cleaning up there i'd wager...but on the other hand you wouldn't have to worry about pissing off the train folks!
  10. ivan

    Wholesale handbags

    :puke:
  11. i don't know shane (perhaps you can speak for him joe?) but i assume it's him and his crew working on it - the next bit from the anchor looks a very fun corner to a cool protected ledge system, and above that they have a rope fixed through ground that looks much easier, but therefore much more vegetable-fucked - plenty of sweat left to make 'fore it'd be ready, but there's no reason to think the line won't be able to be pushed eventually to the rancho relaxo area and therefore to the true summit! it would suck if the park closes b/c of budget cuts but one potential positive would be north side routes could be developed more aggresively? god knows theres a ton of sick options if only the boltability/cleanability was enhanced? there's so much impossible stone at the moment given its completly unprotectably nature and sections of jungle-fuck infestation.
  12. ivan

    AIG

    not bad for an invisible hand
  13. ivan

    Why me?

    remember class, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people
  14. ivan

    Why me?

    actually, it's: Usuthu!Usuthu!Usuthu!Usuthu!Usuthu!Usuthu!Usuthu!Usuthu! "the washing of the spears" - sweet book (except the godawful long chapter on the history of the anglican church in south africa
  15. ivan

    Why me?

    watch the movie "zulu" - you get your answer somewhere near hour 2 i think
  16. ivan

    Mods...Its time

    now tvash, how can you say this pic ain't funny? i'm not thinking that pic was what got the unholy banination cast down on thee though
  17. well, if you can climb rock, there's the whole EAST of the crest option
  18. i'm gonna guess snowy?
  19. i'd bet you could use a -20 bag and a bivy on mckinley and was always toasty (i'd assume you'll have down jacket too) so that would be a way to save a pound or so and some bulk
  20. ivan

    Bad Dad!!!!!!!!

    i'm not certain if the word "bad" serves as the proper adjective in this case, or that even such an instrument exists
  21. why? its goes clean at c1 - plus, uh, isn't it like not cool to add bolts to somebody else's route? it would be nice to hammer a pin in under the roof where you do a traverse on a hook, mostly b/c the pro on the far side is a red camelot under a loose block and might very well fail if fallen on resulting in a big long swinging fall - also, it's just the kind of crack that cries out for a lost arrow to defile it - i would be nervous watchign somebody free climb that bit for sure
  22. ivan

    Holy Shit

    jake porter is...a perfect example of the corruptive influence of facefuckbook
  23. populism brought the recall option, which republicans profited from in california when they brought in the governator of course, it also brought the referendum, which seems to produce way more retarded ideas (was the oregon "kicker" concept a referendum?) than brilliant ones.
  24. i seem to recall after one of the high profile rescues in oregon a couple years ago a closer inspection showed the state paid way more searching for folks off picking mushrooms than on climbers
  25. precision guided poo smart poo smart bomb
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