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Travel to strange exotic lands, Meet interesting people, And kill them. is that you john wayne? is this me?

dude, there's too much gear in the way! but thanks for including me in the select "i've been pm'ed by a pissed off prissy bitch" club though!

which i imagine puts you w/ the cunts in the front, eh?

visualize whirled assholes

wtf do miners know about climbing? spelunking - now there's their hobby!

i like the bill maher suggestion - select a choice few, crucify them in front of wall street, and leave them gibboted there w/ their cocks clipped and hanging from their mouth till they rot kinda a "trading places" meets "spartacus" kinda thing?

secret military detention facilities are futher evidence that, if god exists (and especially if he made us in his image), he sure is a flaming asshole

Irish like to BS, drink and sing. What's not to like about them? Ya feerrget fight'n... and chundering...

so you believe its possible to have a secret prison and NOT torture people in it?

1960's mom: i'm glad little jimmy spends so much time w/ father mike - a preist will keep him so safe from those dirty little hippies!

i'd assume you could have your scrotum nailed to the wall by his/her folks/guardian, even if you'd had them sign a thousand waivers beforehand

why does tvash hate himself and his country, god, why? we are funny about it though - funny in that we do it, while a good % of us shriek about it - anyone just see will ferrell's "you're welcome america?"

You provide a prolific conduit for all kinds of outbursts especially after ice cream and bean burritoes!

it made the evil-doers respect our right to shop?

do you wanna see the most beautiful thing in the world dc? I saw the most beautiful thing in the world ten days ago at my youngest daughter's wedding. must...not...ruin....moment...with...crass....comments.... congrats dude - i can't conceive of it meself - 2night, upon questioning my 5 yeard old girl why she was running all over the house w/ a pink leopard plush toy clamped between her thighs, she replied "that's just my 'gina cat - i looooove her" so i might be marrying her off at 13 i'm reckoning

it's difficult to envision a world that doesn't include me

i've learned that instead of getting drunk 2morrow i will instead be escorting the fam to some sorta high-faluting open-house night for a school that will teach my daughter to teach the language of chinamen instead

shit, why didn't i make this a t.r.? that little foppish bastard tvash seems to have thrown the guantlet down w/ his last one no doubt!

do you wanna see the most beautiful thing in the world dc?

...and all a day early...yummmmmmm....burp. and to top it all off, the daughter n' i set leprechaun traps throughout the house this evening so we ougha be rich beyond the dreams of minas tomorrow!

pretty simple, no? - we become the opposite of what our parents want - which is why i take my kids to snake-handling church every sunday and then encourage the use of hard core drugs the whole way home!

well, him being an army colonel, i pretty much learned from an early stage in life to stand up strait when he lit into me and not pay a damn bit of attention to a single word oh, and after that, to go upstairs and clean my room and await an inspection....

ding dong who's there? it's god! hide the bong!

my last year of college i needed a final 400 level history class - i felt like i knew everything and wanted something totally bananas that i didn't have a clue about - the first offering of "the history of homosexuality" was that semester - what a trip - the whole class could easily be spent looking at my class-mates going "nope - yup - yup - deeeeefintely yup - both?" an enlightened prof firsure though - one fine day he moved the class outside onto The Lawn (spectacular scenery if you've ever been to the u of va) and he let me smoke during class! pissed my father off no end when he found out what his dime was helping pay for

reminds me of the joke: what do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water? a religious movement