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ivan

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  1. i AM ivan beyotch!
  2. the preamble is hard to imagine actually being enshrined in the big-C
  3. if he doens't want anything lemme know - i need to add to my iron quite badly
  4. the rat cave is uber secret (despite it's location a 5-yr old girl's throw from the road) - i could take you but then i'd have to kill you - can i take you? actually taht place sucks anyhow (unless you're a budding 5.12+ climber) - aiding seige tactics on the n side of beacon is incredibly kewler
  5. actually i can't remember a word of it - musta happened during one of my black-outs - will always be willing to add another Member to the Madness if you don't mind maniacs if you haven't done go back to the gym at broughtons yet, i'd highly advise it - even more fun solo!
  6. boy is that ad targeting my demographic
  7. climbing there doens't make the indians cry?
  8. What you got against rich brown guys? snow makes brown people cry it does improve watermelons tremendously though
  9. fighting this urge meself - seems to be the least fun part of the game - the money don't make it worthwhile? figure when my national board cert wears off will be the big decision time...
  10. this would be true if The Powers That Be hadn't decided oddly to prevent TR's from being listed in this particuliar foru
  11. WTF man. Whatever you think of the question that's a pretty fucked up thing to post. you must be a huge fan of rahm emmanuel right now too anyway, you can hardly criticize pink for posting a picture of hisself, can ya?
  12. i'll have the lasagna!
  13. "Our vibrations were getting nasty. But why? Was there no communication in this car? Had we deteriorated to the level of dumb beasts?"
  14. FA's for rich white guys!
  15. nice! if you're looking for partners this summer or spring break gimme a call as i'm planning on going back to the valley for merely my 3rd time!
  16. if yer a sad-ack like me n' have nothing better to do on a friday night, bill moyer's doing an hour show on this issue currently on libtard-tv (pbs)
  17. but its so much eassssssssssier to have 9 folks make the law than 536!
  18. persuading the birds to leave peacefully is roughly equivalent to persuading the injuns to leave manhatten peacefully the birds were there first rightly or wrongly, 99% of the population gives more of a fuck about them than climbers fuck w/ the birds, even "peacefully" and you anger the Heathen Horde - then they instruct the Man to shove his turgid member up the peple who do actually climb at beaocn more than once a year's asses the rangers will have a job anyway, as i'm pretty sure they do more than tuck the falcons into their nests each night let's get a bunch more routes on the n side (they'll need to have some aid components as it's usually pretty wet) and it won't be such a big deal
  19. those who can - do those who can't - teach those who can't teach - teach gym
  20. good luck explaining that to the Man - masterful powers of persuasion like yours just might be up to the challenge!
  21. i sense that even you are not this dense kev we climbers fuck ourselves if we allow ourselves to be seen as acting to harm the birds b/c the Man (who's dick we must gently caress if we are to have the pleasure of clmbing in His Park at all) actually likes them should we say it slower w/ some charts n' diagrams to illustrate the bigger words?
  22. okay, apples to apples then... how much fuel was wasted on obama's bullshit flight compared to this bullshit flight?
  23. wait, i thought she was a nun?
  24. OMFG this just in!
  25. ivan

    Who Dat

    that's all it took to allow the b-ball fools to assimilate it
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