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what r u laughing at? you've done tons of aid pitches and some smaller big walls and couldn't squirm ur way up the nose... mayhap exactly what i was laughing about? doesn't sound like rock-on is goign during the valley's saharan days though...

2 feet good, no feet bad!

like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

okay - so i reckon i have to accept his existence as a corporeal being stoked is great, and you've already been to the valley and seen watcha wanna do - so be sure to take pix and enjoy the crew and if you badger me enough i'm sure there'll be a time my regular folks aren't available and i'd be happy to roadtrip to some decetn aid-destinations (index, liberty bell, smiff, etc)

dude, is that starbuck from bsg!?! plenty sexy - might want to wash your willy off in the sink right after though

fucking homo(phone)s!!!

You're missing out! your precious beacon pales in comparison. that may be, but it's hardly a commuter crag esse! do the birds get to fornicate on it for half the year?

McCall, ID so...sliiiiightly further than smiff?

cool - where is it?

rock-on! i defy you to find choss on any of its classic multi-pitch routes - blown-out (2 - 3 if you add riverside), right gull (3-4), stephenwulf (3), dod's jam (3), yadda-yadda-yadda one of the best things about beacon is the lack of crowds, so yeah, the rock sucks and holy shit the poison oak is everywhere!!!

'cuz we're afraid dipshits like you might be there? no one says its the end-all-be-all of the world, hoss - it IS a very cool place, and it IS very close to home/work/family - nothing better within a 2 hr drive come visit some summer - maybe you'll understand? who cares really...

that and you piss less

isn't this the sort of ad hominem argument you get so worked up over?

Except 16 of the 22 times it was used, reconciliation was used by a Republican majority. Hmmm. it WOULD be arrogant for the dems to think they could be as malicious assmunches as their Esteemed Colleagues Across the Isle

agreed - so who IS the puppet master then?

he may be infantile, but he knows how to press your very large button joe - firkrisake's, why do you banter w/ the boner? he probably could care less about the rock as it's not his thing so much anymore (finding far more amusment in getting you (and plenty other folks 'round here) to rage on him)

i seem to recall you hiding out in your car while i stood out in the pouring rain under a crap tarp so i could smoke first time i saw eagles at the rock though, so was worth it

dood, picking scabs is fun fw - you are a living example of the need to ignore the shit out of folks sometimes - the electorate chose a dem pres n' congress for the moment and the twain of them should stop being pussies and do what they said the would before inertia and the shit-campaign unseats them and the arrogant-as-well republicunts start their own string of unmitigated horseshit bipartisanship is nice, but you won't get the devil to meet you halfway on more than a few critical issues, no?

indeed - that's the hardest aid thing i've done on the monkey

Hey Justin... What up with your obsession with Beacon, when I know you got so much climbing closer to home!! You seem like the black sheep when everone else really is stuck in the hell of PDX. Just a friendly question maybe he's just been turned to the dark side of the force tyler? or maybe it's cuz we're all so fawking kewl up here?

cord, you sure you're not just a giant alter-ego? you seem waaaaay too chipper to be an actual human-bean regardless if you're real or not, enjoy the valley - it's insane cool - the chief secret is not to spray like a madman b4 you go as it results in a near 100% failure rate - the captian in particuliar is mind-boggingly gigantic and you would be well advised to hit some of the smaller walls first -on though!

don't think anyone's pissed here, cm, just passing along some friendly advice (i for one, a rather large mammal, managed to rip a bolt out of that horseshit rock w/ just my body-weight last spring, so would be damned leery of putting a ledge and a bunch of crap onto anything out there ) hauling practice can be had on gandalf's as i said (a nice long one 2, a 70 m rope would reach from base to top - you can set up a similiar deal on the far right side of ozone when it's empty)

dude, don't do hauling and 'ledging at the rat cave - the bolts suck and it's primarily a sporto place and i'd like to keep it friendly w/ them - if you want to haul and ledge it, go to b-tons and spend a night on gandalfs or something, just don't park in the day lot

they must hate us for our fish?