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  1. ivan

    Cannon Power

    russians have never fucked around when it comes to artillery
  2. perhaps homeboy is applying for life insurance and trying to hide the evidence?
  3. Nationalize the Uterus!
  4. the captain (finally?) new shitty piss-poor yet somehow still argued over n side beacon route bear j'berg something on the sunny side of zzzzion
  5. nurse-maiding 2 flu-ridden motherfuckers - managed to get one of them to the top of the bacon-mordwand however
  6. common technique on denali to wrap some foam around your axe head aroudn 11k and bind it w/ ducktape - makes the axe shit for anythign but easy walking, but tits for keeping your heads warm on everything else - any kind of foam will do, most especially your standard z-rest sort
  7. no one in sight today but seemed legit! ice n' sugar snow mushed the kidz to the summit and back, only had to see the boy eat shit twice on the icy bits
  8. my recollection at 90 mph was that i wasn't missing much - those bitches sure liking their cheese and their football and their fishing poles is about the sum of my knowledge - that and their state capitol's got a pretty ghey name
  9. guiness world record protest was in 2003 before the iraq war broke out so---15 million world wide i think?....yeah...about the same result.
  10. YEah it is...holy crap! watching that shit gives me bad flashbacks - my version of that fall was at night, w/ the only light my headlamp fading into the distance and crampons and ice-tools striking sparks everywhere then receding too
  11. this is why the good-lord invented chain-smoking and 40s of olde english
  12. hell, i'll bite - i haven't - should i assume you have? how long? do i need to to know hte exact text to know it's bad, out of curioisty? i've read enough of the bible, for example, to know i don't give a fuck about the rest.
  13. more a matter of "have you taken a huge whipper?" or not
  14. definitely true, and running and hiding to avoid the vote can't help but look weak-sauce for the dems either (though showing ANY balls on their part is a bit of an anamoly) - however, the anger that this move results in can't easily be focused on the numerous dick-munches who support home-slice w/o devolving into drunken grassroutes chaos (on the way home, i barely fought the urge to run a total dipshit in a van and his anti-fag billboard in back off the road) - the most constructive use of the anger is to focus it on the narrow majority's representative, no? wait, holy fuck, am i ask the cobra commander about the most proper fashion to fight evil?
  15. so....wisconsin is more egypt than libya?
  16. john holmes has a huge cock at something like 2 feet, so if you fall that far, by definition, you've taken a huge fall
  17. just watched "thurgood" on hbo last night - man, what a well-written play and badass performance by morpheus, er...whatever that feller's name is - goddamn shame marshall's seat went to such a screaming loser.
  18. ivan

    Gnarly Gnarlingtons

    my google translator appears to be broken - please retransmit.
  19. "Shadow chancellor Ed Balls" only in england?
  20. any fall that causes you to lose your beanie cap is xxxxtreme!
  21. i'm sure folks felt right cheery during the crusades and the black plague ::
  22. unions are double-plus ungood
  23. 5500 ft+/- about 4500. don't know 'bout 50 ft TALL, but i've seen a few folks about 50 foot AROUND waddling up the trail (well, to the gate at least)
  24. a shocking conclusion from an org devoted to privatizing every aspect of government concievable and with a bonafide koch-sucker on its board
  25. I, for one, see very little functional difference between prison guards and school teachers. first lesson for teachers: never block the doorway first lesson for prison guards: always block the doorway
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