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is that mace, snot, a cops big old bull-semen load or all of the above on granny's face?

OK. Who's this cat? Hannibal something? don't look in the box, he can't die until you do!

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uh...'cuz smoking pot wants you to eat twinkies n' take a big fat nap n' generally avoid high-stakes angry conflicts?

this never woulda happened if jeff davis had won the war

why do you think i know who ron paul is?

who knows, but i'm betting he's heard of socrates, 'cuz he suuuuuure copies his style (and appears in a movie featuring van halen guitar-work?)

fork. yeah. i'm looking forward to having my shot at the tombstone crack as well after my last chicken-out 'least yer cheater-stick didnt' break mid-pitch!

i see what you did there

Two men enter; one man leave. they didn't need guns in the thunderdome, just chain-saws...

the 2nd amendment only covers black-powder muzzle-loaders - i know, i've been to monticello - nary a non-musket in the house, fucksake!

i wonder what mad max thinks about this very important question? auntie? master-blaster? the wierd guy on the helicopter-thingey?

make that thare guarentee then - no wildlife w/n 50 feet of the front door - let'er hold the propane lantern n' she'll feel even braver might want to review jugging a fixed line above the surface first though

she'd like this one just fine - practically sterile down there - the only signs of life are all of hairless monkeys

but, won't the mud men get you? i have nothing to fear, for even mud men have standards

yeah, that thing is tiiiiits! (well, in comparision to the deadhorse cave - it is of course chilly like all caves, and it's dampish and humid, but unlike the deadhorse there are no huge puddles, roaring rivers, etc. to fuck with) - strong recommendation! spending a night down there would be particularily badass!

so bring yer giiiiiirlfriend down already and let's have another round!

i woulda advocated their inclusion if'n steve had driven his rape-van n' we'd had the space

full 4 part harmony and precious prose available at: http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/1042765/Re_TR_Dynaaaamiiite_Cave_A_Bak#Post1042765

there's gps cooridinates if'n you want'em up in the verbage, 'bone. but, in brief, it's in washington state, near trout lake, not too far from hood river and adams. i think folks have been rooting 'round there for decades - some of the anchors are archaic, some are more modern bolts.

In case you didn't notice the last time you looked at your "smith" pass, that thing is actually a state parks pass and will get you into every park in OR too. Except of course for the ones that require the NW forest pass. Or a snow park pass. Or a concessionaires fee. I certainly don't consider OR system to be much better. I guess Washington decided to opt out of that reciprocity thing with the NW Forest pass and just charge everyone through the ass to take a dump or go for a walk? Or did I miss something? Sorry to offend though...I realize you are a rather thin skinned individual. I should have known better ha, few would describe me as thin-skinned! naw, come to think of it, i never have bought a smith pass, day or annual come to think of it, so never had cause to examine one closely - i bought the discover pass b/c the beacon rangers give you a ticket w/n seconds of arriving w/o it and i spend much of my summer out there actually, wa state parks were free till last year, when the budget crisis compelled the congress to stop funding the parks and make the patrons do it directly - sucks, but then it makes the fat sendentary types sad-clown when they have to pay for somebody else to have a hike?

niiiice - EVERYTHING's more epic w/ a western soundtrack

my favorite bit of his from the film: "Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down."

nothing more ironic than an oregonian making fun of your state's retarded tax-structure a year-pass for smith costs 30$ - that much gets you every park in washington

holy shit, how has south park not covered this?