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  1. 11/27 - sweeping up steve's sleazy leavings i suppose! rid of work at the waning of the day on one of these short pre-solstice afternoons - rounded up miker soon after the ringing of the bells - swooped out, through the great gales of the gorge, the bitter breath of beacon, all girded out for a breeze up the corner in full battle-gear under the light of a full moon - tree-ledge at the turning of the night, full dark on grassy ledges, and a god-damned great big-old bag of gusty wind from there up the ridge, the very real danger of a packstrap putting out an eye any moment you boyz musta really needed that chalk on a blistering day such as this!
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    KEVBONE OMG!

    at least christopher columbus would be on old'boy's side "...those who are enlightened before the others are condemned to pursue that light in spite of others."
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    Yosemite with kids

    all those little crags right off the road between camp 4 and the village store seem pretty good - god know's they're usually thronged by groups of newbie kids...
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    Full Steam Ahead!

    Yes, but would you shit on her chest? maybe not, but i imagine russian dudes hanging out on the slow-boat-across-the-arctic would eventually, if only to ease the boredom
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    Full Steam Ahead!

    cleveland steamer ahead!!!
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    Tough Day At Wal-Mart

    You're racist. can't we just agree to hate ALL people equally?
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    Tough Day At Wal-Mart

    shit, if you're at walmart in the first place, your day's already looking pretty fucked...
  8. seems a little early to have annouced its intentions yet - hasn't been towards the pearly gates in a real long time though...
  9. i don't think they got the new memo re: tps-reports and cover sheets
  10. in truth, my dear wife thinks EVERYONE is an asshole 'except, oddly, tvash n' his sal, col! And in truth, this is why I am no longer married. I only tried 4 times but only twice to crazy ones. No big deal except for a few days in jail, a foreclosure, a couple of blackmails, and a bunch of money gone. But, back to Beacon. I still haven't climbed there. au contrare, my wife's one of the least crazy chix i know, her judgement's impeccable! as to beacon, dood, yer pre-life phuck-ups are just BARELY credible to swap craps w/ these cretins!
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    WA for X-mas

    booze, it's what's for breakfast!
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    Sobo's Updates...

    sure...yet...if my underwear was that far up my ass-crack, i'd feel a certain unresistable urge...
  13. caves are pretyy kewl, 'cuz when you shut off all yer lights and shut the fuck up, you feel real cold and powerless...
  14. in truth, my dear wife thinks EVERYONE is an asshole 'except, oddly, tvash n' his sal, col!
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    Sobo's Updates...

    i fight for pot in every turkey.
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    Disturbing

    i couldn't be bothered to unfuck your link - i did manage to choke-down a few minutes of soemthign of yours the other day though...
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    Sobo's Updates...

    shit, you better not come home till them boys are just brown versions of us freedom-loving 'mericans! we'z all counting on you back here, boy-o!
  18. carbonite? holy shit, they found jimmy hoffa!!!
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    Disturbing

    hmmm...not sure everyone should be allowed to have a camera...
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    TURKEY DAY

    saw a story 'bout a pig farmer getting et by his hogg the other day... never heard 'bout that happening to no turkey farmer...
  21. then should the warlike harry like himself soon assume the port of mars and at his heels, leashed in like hounds, should famine, sword and fire crouch for employment
  22. the martian surface is actually made of a red-tinged version of cocaine - the entire (surviving) cast n' crew of the original battlestar galactica is currently en route, armed w/ the largest straw mankind has ever fashioned
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    Disturbing

    your internutz are broken
  24. it's not often we pinko-lefties get a chance to say "fuck ye" to the UN! http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/official-calls-marijuana-ballot-rollback-17770065 it's all a coverup of course, given the UN's track-record of getting anything actually done, they gotta all be closet-stoners?
  25. Vanya needs the vaccine that inoculates against substance-free narcissistic intrusions into ongoing conversations had it already - just made my balls bigger n' hairier don't think narcissism quite covers me neither - like most normal people, i can't quite stand looking at meself in the mirror...
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