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ivan

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  1. i'd settle for pictures of the prostitutes
  2. or a unicorn
  3. i would like a pony for christmas.
  4. ivan

    Climate Change

    the government tells me there were 150 glaciers in glacier national park in 1910 - today they tell me there are 25 - i of course have my suspiscions
  5. ivan

    I <3 Uni's

    sure, laugh now, but when them sum'bitches klap a modified 10 kiloton klown-fucker onto one a dem bastards, we'll see who gut-chuckles last!
  6. $OoN aLl UoR FlUe$ wIlL B3LoNg 2 U$!!!
  7. ivan

    The Blob

    why do the carbon life-forms infest cascadeclimbers.com?
  8. meh, it's that time of year here in the northwest where EVERYONE'S thinking about offing themselves
  9. ivan

    The Blob

    4 light days in diameter? voyager 1's gone 1/4 that distance in 35 years
  10. if ya gotta ask, you really just ain't gonna get the answer
  11. every gentle soul of the south worth his salt started w/ his girlier sister
  12. ivan

    Conspiracy?

    the ultimate power is, as the preamble and declaration of independence make clear, the people - that of course is a pretty big group, one that necessarily includes ceo's n' rich assholes - the practical use of power shows they are more effective as a group of course, but that don't mean they don't deserve the right in the first place...
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    Conspiracy?

    x2
  14. bog-to-beacon ascent!!!
  15. ivan

    Conspiracy?

    it's not like article 2 of the constitution takes more than 2 minutes to read... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_Two_of_the_United_States_Constitution
  16. duh, autism exploded after 1988 'cuz EVERYONE wanted to get paid!
  17. nonsense, they really take in the whole scene...
  18. ivan

    Conspiracy?

    dooooood, i love the youtubes!!! [video:youtube]
  19. most scientists SEEM kinda autistic, if'n'ya think about it - makes sense, the vaccine program therefore is clearly an attempt to create more wierd fuckers like them?
  20. aww, as much as i hate this thread, cats n' fish are the only form of common pet life i can much stand - cats at least know when to fuck off, unlike this goddamn dog my family has inflicted upon me, which i've named donny - i prefer the 2 feral felines we're still tending meself - cats are the kleenex of the pet world...
  21. ivan

    Conspiracy?

    ah, but every one a true zen koan! shit talk old tvash as you like, but holy shit, old boy n' his organization done gone n' got legal weed for us, so it ain't all bullshitting
  22. meet'n been and gonna hang out at the jungle cliff instead - he might be interested - no way in hell my car could get back in there now though
  23. ivan

    Conspiracy?

    there's no need for drugs at 5 - at 5 you're feeling pretty crazy fucked up all day every day already just trying to figure it all out - it's only when you begin to understand the world that you learn you're really much better trying to escape it!
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    Runnin' Kills You

    running outdoors is better for your noggin if for no other reason than it offers more sporting odds of getting to jog following along after a fine pair of jiggilies over heath and heather for the better part of an hour
  25. ivan

    Runnin' Kills You

    why is this very important thread NOT in the john frieh fitness forum firfuksakes?!?
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