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ivan

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  1. very innovative if you can manage to continually piss the entire time you're descending, that might be night to establish 3d
  2. ivan

    Rescue on Mt Hood

    glad to see i resisted an urge that you could not rob alpha-neeeeeeeerd!
  3. animal-mother, i'll wager, was a non-jeebus thumper
  4. "You think we waste gooks for freedom? This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word my word is poon tang."
  5. ivan

    Climate Change

    it's not right how much that makes me laugh - kinda a rorschach for the soul
  6. amen, i'd rather follow an atheist commander into battle - jesus, i'd like to come back from this mission alive, hear?
  7. x2, only in my occasion the cornice failed, sending me flying down 10 feet or so and kicking off a wet-avalanche which i rode down on top of, all in sight of my big brother, who'd never worn snowshoes a day in his life
  8. fucking bullshit http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/04/15676692-west-point-cadet-quits-cites-criminal-behavior-of-officers?lite
  9. T minus 16 hours and counting
  10. ivan

    Rescue on Mt Hood

    letting dipshits die ain't so cool - waiting for them to lose their nuts to frostbite first, on the other hand...
  11. ivan

    Climate Change

    sounds like the better part of a 5th went away w/ watching them fine dimes?
  12. ivan

    Climate Change

    sounds more like global sea(men) rise
  13. ivan

    Climate Change

    the population thing is a conundrum - people in modern industrial economies inevitably reduce their reproductive rates to basically treading water, so one solution is to increase everyone's wealth, but then 1st world folks' carbon-footprint is crazy bigger than 3rd world folks, so you're back to the same problem, regardless of the total population size population pressure is a problem for many more reasons than just global warming - reckon the bottom-line is the "all of the above" thing - we need to level off, if not reduce total world population (wow, good luck w/ that! who don't like fuckign?) plus find viable non-carbon energy options (doc brown needs to bring back mr fusion!) at any rate, seems like the damage already done is likely to have serious consequences - i agree w/ the "fuck malibu" sentiment, but the reality is rich folks can move w/ relative ease - the broke ass bitches living in bangladesh and the fuck'n federated states of micronesia, however...
  14. ivan

    Climate Change

    a la carte crazy
  15. ivan

    Climate Change

    Stop right there. it's almost like i know where yer buttons are jfk, of course, was trying to get the cia to stop adminstering vaccines to poor people and polluting the shit out of the earth when they killed him, using a specially modified air-force 1 to spray chemtrails all over'em...
  16. i'd settle for pictures of the prostitutes
  17. or a unicorn
  18. i would like a pony for christmas.
  19. ivan

    Climate Change

    the government tells me there were 150 glaciers in glacier national park in 1910 - today they tell me there are 25 - i of course have my suspiscions
  20. ivan

    I <3 Uni's

    sure, laugh now, but when them sum'bitches klap a modified 10 kiloton klown-fucker onto one a dem bastards, we'll see who gut-chuckles last!
  21. $OoN aLl UoR FlUe$ wIlL B3LoNg 2 U$!!!
  22. ivan

    The Blob

    why do the carbon life-forms infest cascadeclimbers.com?
  23. meh, it's that time of year here in the northwest where EVERYONE'S thinking about offing themselves
  24. ivan

    The Blob

    4 light days in diameter? voyager 1's gone 1/4 that distance in 35 years
  25. if ya gotta ask, you really just ain't gonna get the answer
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