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booze, it's what's for breakfast!

sure...yet...if my underwear was that far up my ass-crack, i'd feel a certain unresistable urge...

caves are pretyy kewl, 'cuz when you shut off all yer lights and shut the fuck up, you feel real cold and powerless...

in truth, my dear wife thinks EVERYONE is an asshole 'except, oddly, tvash n' his sal, col!

i fight for pot in every turkey.

i couldn't be bothered to unfuck your link - i did manage to choke-down a few minutes of soemthign of yours the other day though...

shit, you better not come home till them boys are just brown versions of us freedom-loving 'mericans! we'z all counting on you back here, boy-o!

carbonite? holy shit, they found jimmy hoffa!!!

hmmm...not sure everyone should be allowed to have a camera...

saw a story 'bout a pig farmer getting et by his hogg the other day... never heard 'bout that happening to no turkey farmer...

then should the warlike harry like himself soon assume the port of mars and at his heels, leashed in like hounds, should famine, sword and fire crouch for employment

the martian surface is actually made of a red-tinged version of cocaine - the entire (surviving) cast n' crew of the original battlestar galactica is currently en route, armed w/ the largest straw mankind has ever fashioned

your internutz are broken

it's not often we pinko-lefties get a chance to say "fuck ye" to the UN! http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/official-calls-marijuana-ballot-rollback-17770065 it's all a coverup of course, given the UN's track-record of getting anything actually done, they gotta all be closet-stoners?

Vanya needs the vaccine that inoculates against substance-free narcissistic intrusions into ongoing conversations had it already - just made my balls bigger n' hairier don't think narcissism quite covers me neither - like most normal people, i can't quite stand looking at meself in the mirror...

jay needs the vaccine that inoculates against using acronyms in ever sentence

next yer gonna say saladin was a crusader boogey-man too! have you taken any classes in middle eastern history? read a book on the region other than what you might have found on jim's bookshelf? secretive fundementalist organizations w/ a penchant for wacko objectives and methods are a continous theme in the "dar al islam" - do you now the origin of the word "assassin" for example?

i predict i will, before i die, be able to buy my magical herbs w/ my credit card

nah, definetly needed a truck this trip, so the devil stayed home - no pix of anything, but it's worth the trip back i'd say (bringn some hot chicks, bikinis and a volleyball - you might not want to be too attached to them as if you did enough jumping aroudn in there you could probably send the whole shebang falling down to a lower level! )- really looking forward to figuring out how to get into the firecracker cave next not much of a competition w/ your weekend there, dude

for a group that don't exist, they sure as hell issue plenty of press statements

of course harrypotterstan denies the existence of he-who-must-not-be-named!

100 years of presidential history very strongly suggests though that, good or bad, the republicans will get the white house for 2016-2024

a prominent homeboy on this here website can speak to the truth of this!

christ's sake, whatever ya do, don't dare to suck down a can of red bull to ease the pain of the vaccine jab - that'll shoot yer odds of a deleterious disaster up a good few hundred percentage points

come now, all this is a criminal distraction from the true crisis facing our country, namely, the war on christmas!