ivan

i seem to recall the jews had the good sense, quite early in their history, to develop a talmud that had he pleasing affect to so adjudicate all the craziness of the torah so as to render it toof-less that said, didn't dude-er-onomy have good passages about killing folks who wore multiple cuts of cloth or sowed fields w/ more than 1 kinda seed?

not that old boy would need nor want me to stick up for him, but nope, there's no element to that story i unfurled (assuming that's what pink's referring to? it's the only thing i can think of) that was stalkerish in the slightest. just bitches talking shit about something they weren't within several hundred miles of when it went down... as to tvashie acting like an asshole on a regular basis on these here interwebz, sure, who'd contest that? boy likes to flip people shit, and this here is the place for it! his style is far more confrontational than mine, but then i spend my whole professional life w/ dipshits who i've a contractual obligation to suffer w/o complaint, so it's mostly just habit for me - it's possible he actually cares a great deal more than me about the way the world works out... if you, pink n' pat were all on jeopardy at the same time, though i've nuttin'but'wuf 4 the buncha you, i've no doubt where'd i'd place my bet! what're the odds either of you 2 dingle-berries could rattle off the classical laws of motion or expound upon the glories of the dear departed nicolas kepler, name the protections of the 3rd amendment offhand or sort out who stephen decatur was?

to link to rob's post re: the jews of medina, we can at least take comfort in the fact them thare mongols sure did grind out their corn-holes a few generations later

"The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters." - bob "genghis" khan

what's to tell? i seem to recall being there and the ensuing drama lasted all of 24 hours and involved a mere handful of hillbillies who had actually nothing to be wierded out about, and who were soon placated n' went away when the pic ole pat took w/o any protest at the time (and which was thoroughly unoffensive nor particularly interesting) was taken down... ...now that you promoted it to watergatian proportions, what was your point?

"no snafflehounds were harmed in the making of this humor"

i heard that dodge feller was a helluva climber back in the day...

of course you meant: allah akbar!!! here's to raping the horses and stealing the women

scores adn highlights? i know "medina" means a jewish quarter/city in an arab land, and that ole'muhammad was invited to the famous one at a time when he was in political peril in mecca, but was well known for his talents as a mediator seem to recall a big war on apostates after the old boy got pulled up to heaven on his golden chains, but i thought that was more against arab tribesmen who's conversions had been about personal loyalty to him as opposed to his creed...

wait, i thought we could blame the jews for dude-eronomy?

shouldn't you be in class mister 5 minute passing periods every hour

pretty sure pat at least can't flip you shit for your attempt at mark twainsian dialect

damn, and here i was all ready w/ my "kunta-kinte deserves a coupla second chances after 400 hundred years" verbal attack...

were you looking for someone to stick up for (alleged) voter fraud just b/c it was done by a democrat?

an even more monumental act of rock defacement!

doesn't seem to matter what pair i wear, they're fucking fucked w/n 2 weeks of being in the valley

i woulda figured a damn yankee to be more confrontantional...

"the people who cast votes don't decide elections. the people who count votes do." - uncle joe

pretty certain i couldn't even tr an index 5.10

aren't n koreans, as a general rule, some skinny ass motherfuckers? them somaliis too. legendary reputation for awesomeness they enjoy!

seems like the logical extension of creating a health "enemies list"

da'lright, fine! in honor of my personal jeebus, warren harding: please to note the stigmata which accepts a 5 liter burgundy bladder behind it, and the paper-mache skin of the books of john n' job

indeed. shitbags come in all sorts n' stripes - i've known more than a few skinny cock-suckers who, to use the hicks-ien construct, were "little more than feverish egos sucking on the nation's subconscious and making us pay a higher psychic-price than we know"

and seriously, ggk, have you spent any time in the south? not to be snarky, but jesus-fuck, half the reason i chose to move west was to have a hope in hell of being able to run a mile in tropical conditions w/o heaving back up all the sweet tea n' hush-puppies i'd just sucked down 'dat shit is muuuuuuuggy back there! you noticed the fattest states are southern ones? think it's just that southerners don't give a fuck as much as fucking yankees?