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  1. ivan

    yosemite?

    but do i need a permit now to walk down the trail?
  2. where ARE the snowdens of yesteryear?
  3. ivan

    teens climbing

    That's misleading. Aid climbers get laid so infrequently that gay men actually have more children than big wall climbers. dunno, seem to recall seeing that ammon-character down in the valley w/ a miiiighty fine looking female
  4. i can't hardly remember last week, and it seems a looooong time ago since me n' mike did that thing - what was it of? if a giant hairy rocketship, that was probably me
  5. but...i don't have a phone? perhaps in the future i will own one though, and he has already driven there in the delorean?
  6. looks a mite kewler w/ all that snow on it - did that make the approach any less annoying?
  7. ivan

    yosemite?

    a brother can always hope i've spent 4 early summer's down there now - the first had temps way over a hundred, the 2nd more like the 90s, but the last two have been great - so either it'll be fine 'r fucked
  8. summer break starts next week, june 19 - partner fell through - looking for somebody interested in practically anything - got as much time as you have - el cap, half dome, whatever really. solid drinking n' smoking skills preferred (not to mention being a better free-climber than me), but i'm willing to slum send word and enter into cc.retard tr-history
  9. ivan

    teens climbing

    if you want grandchildren, you might warn him off sport climbing, as gay men, statistically speaking, have few children
  10. christ, i hope kevbone don't see this pic-less tr! not one profane word either, it's like you're not trying!
  11. and yet one of the most basic truths of life is... "when ya gotta go, ya gotta..."
  12. sorry, steve, i only dry-hump my own leg you suprise me a bit on this issue - you told me you're not into politics? why have an opinion on this issue if you don't vote? at any rate, i said sometime in the past, i do think it's crap to replace gear on a route if its founder tells you not to (even if the man is mad as a march-hare)
  13. d-day - b-day plus 16 for me - machines shitting out soil on the road cut - long lines of traffic - sweating in the sun - a book and a beer for the beacon run - trains rumbling - falcons screeching - shade and wind - the island in the grips of the Drowned God - sweet tension released in seconds, the searing heat of summer upon us, the seniors soon to be flown and my professional sun setting
  14. ivan

    IRS "scandal"

    where ARE the snowdens of yesteryear?
  15. ivan

    IRS "scandal"

    why is hitler and where is good?
  16. ivan

    Medical advice

    There is no right or wrong....only opinion i think perry farrell said "...only pleasure and pain"
  17. like disneyland, only the rides are more likely to kill you
  18. ivan

    Medical advice

    you should take some valium
  19. if nothing else, this does make the "Return Everythign Immediately" quip a bit more appropriate?
  20. truly, a fine litmus test.
  21. Closet GUN NUT ALERT!!! satire at its finest, as tvash would never condone a policy that would condemn his fremont-connection, Deep Friend of Weed & Need, who is arguably the greatest rei-abuser in american history
  22. a salted wound is a happy wound? i betcha didn't bring yer hottie harem though ain't been to banks neither, but reckon i oughta put a big old floater in that grand bank some grey day - how far from tieton?
  23. ivan

    IRS "scandal"

    seems like a sisyphean task them irs boys are handed?
  24. joshk is gonna a river over this one!
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