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Everything posted by ivan
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that first pitch just won't stay clean - it gets too much run-off over the winter and no sun
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too much rage burns a man out - all our fucktards done flamed themselves out awhile ago - spray is a calmer, smaller place now, kinda like a senior citizens community after nurse ratshit's passed out the pills i fundementally will never understand the anti-abortion crowd b/c, i guess, we have fundementally different views on babies - babies, like puppies and after-school specials, just expose every serious flaw present in my constitution, and thus, they Have to Go - shake'em, bake'em, turn'em into bacon, whatever you have to do to make the fucking things Stop Crying!!!
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according to The Google, this is the actual theory that explains everything... while essentially a pile of techno-goobly-post-pagan-boogey-bunk, i believe you will find it suitably comprehensive
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wow, and not the first such fatality up there either? seem to recall someone getting killed by goat-induced rockfall on the descent a few years back? valar morghulis.
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christ, getting properly pissed at a sporting event these days is roughly the equiavelent of maintaining an 8-ball a day coke habit
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meh, right around the time the BAC limit took a dive the price of a ballpark dog, beer and ticket all skyrocketed anyhow - coincidence?!? much cheaper to just get drunk at home
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they can have my cold beer when they take it from my...uh...uh...hmm.
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what's your most maligned day of the week, boy-o?
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them nazis underestimated spam to their eternal shame who wouldn't give their left nut for some spam kkkalifornia rollz?
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thanks for that - like most 'mericans, i thought invictus was just a movie gotta solo me an el cap route someday, once i've conqured My Fearz
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5/14 - lucky #13 - gray and gaunt at the dawn, dim-minded and mopey - when the world dies in an orgasm of heavenly-fire, how i fucking hope it's a tuesday, and early in the morning to boot, to spare me the whole gory goddamn details of the day - tuesday, the red-haired stepchild of the torrid week - hitler was conceived on a tuesday - it's true, you can google that shit man sun breaks around noon, life reviving, rock drying, seniors shuffle in and out in a hyperstatic hepped-up euphoric hangover - the red devil galloping east through the gorge, growling at these goddamn men in their machines gouging out the concrete and showering everything in gravel - the tyranny inherent in giving any man a blaze-orange vest and sign, too gross to contemplate in the golden sunshine searing through my senses RIP william fetterman, you awful fucker - "give me 80 men and i can ride through the whole sioux nation" - yeah, how'd that one work for ya, son?
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s-t-o-k-e! but shit...sure sounds like a hell of a lot of work for a vacation!
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for every one of us living in this world means waiting for our end let he who can achieve glory before death when a warrior is gone that will be his best and only bulwark
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iT'$ DeAtH 2 g0 uP tH3r3!!!
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the gallup poll of least religious states in there is a hoot - who can't adore the irony of the land of the puritans being the cradle of modern atheism?
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no difference between the two really, 'cept the old chute can feel more exposed b/c you're on a big broad, open slope instead of between some cool walls - maybe a bit more exposed to crap falling off the summit ridge as well.
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tell me more of these "cookies" of which you speak
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the strait up one - could do the first set of bolts, but not the second, which are at about the same height as that midpt old bolted anchor just below the old spike ladder - anyhow, i suck at climbing, and mostly just spray on this sit to piss off pink n' company reckon the grade's harder than 5.8 saw a fixed rope hanging on the line to the right and it looked as if recently cleaned - didn't have time to check it out - what you rate it as?
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my kids have gotten right goddamn quick on their feet, and they don't believe a fucking word the White Man says to them!
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sure, but by this logic, all of beacon must be torn down and rebuilt in order to move forward after my savagery.
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[TR] Canyonlands - Towers 5/1/2013
ivan replied to dberdinka's topic in The rest of the US and International.
wtf is this, a cheater stick? -
imagine if the israelis did this kinda shit?
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5/11 - a dozen days so far - 5 days this week - junuary kicked square in the nuts, but waiting in the wings it seems - good thing really, i'm on the verge of tweaking out my fingers already - dogs in my dreams, feeding on my feet - terror at daybreak, broken in the bone yard - the ringing of bells at all hours, the horror of home-coming gone wrong - dust, dust, dust - the bloody angle when the walls fell - spotsylvania on a warm spring evening - they sing the body electric, and then they too Pass Beyond
