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ivan

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  1. were folks chain smoking n' throwing their butts everywhere as well?
  2. that first pitch just won't stay clean - it gets too much run-off over the winter and no sun
  3. too much rage burns a man out - all our fucktards done flamed themselves out awhile ago - spray is a calmer, smaller place now, kinda like a senior citizens community after nurse ratshit's passed out the pills i fundementally will never understand the anti-abortion crowd b/c, i guess, we have fundementally different views on babies - babies, like puppies and after-school specials, just expose every serious flaw present in my constitution, and thus, they Have to Go - shake'em, bake'em, turn'em into bacon, whatever you have to do to make the fucking things Stop Crying!!!
  4. according to The Google, this is the actual theory that explains everything... while essentially a pile of techno-goobly-post-pagan-boogey-bunk, i believe you will find it suitably comprehensive
  5. wow, and not the first such fatality up there either? seem to recall someone getting killed by goat-induced rockfall on the descent a few years back? valar morghulis.
  6. christ, getting properly pissed at a sporting event these days is roughly the equiavelent of maintaining an 8-ball a day coke habit
  7. meh, right around the time the BAC limit took a dive the price of a ballpark dog, beer and ticket all skyrocketed anyhow - coincidence?!? much cheaper to just get drunk at home
  8. they can have my cold beer when they take it from my...uh...uh...hmm.
  9. what's your most maligned day of the week, boy-o?
  10. them nazis underestimated spam to their eternal shame who wouldn't give their left nut for some spam kkkalifornia rollz?
  11. thanks for that - like most 'mericans, i thought invictus was just a movie gotta solo me an el cap route someday, once i've conqured My Fearz
  12. 5/14 - lucky #13 - gray and gaunt at the dawn, dim-minded and mopey - when the world dies in an orgasm of heavenly-fire, how i fucking hope it's a tuesday, and early in the morning to boot, to spare me the whole gory goddamn details of the day - tuesday, the red-haired stepchild of the torrid week - hitler was conceived on a tuesday - it's true, you can google that shit man sun breaks around noon, life reviving, rock drying, seniors shuffle in and out in a hyperstatic hepped-up euphoric hangover - the red devil galloping east through the gorge, growling at these goddamn men in their machines gouging out the concrete and showering everything in gravel - the tyranny inherent in giving any man a blaze-orange vest and sign, too gross to contemplate in the golden sunshine searing through my senses RIP william fetterman, you awful fucker - "give me 80 men and i can ride through the whole sioux nation" - yeah, how'd that one work for ya, son?
  13. s-t-o-k-e! but shit...sure sounds like a hell of a lot of work for a vacation!
  14. for every one of us living in this world means waiting for our end let he who can achieve glory before death when a warrior is gone that will be his best and only bulwark
  15. iT'$ DeAtH 2 g0 uP tH3r3!!!
  16. the gallup poll of least religious states in there is a hoot - who can't adore the irony of the land of the puritans being the cradle of modern atheism?
  17. no difference between the two really, 'cept the old chute can feel more exposed b/c you're on a big broad, open slope instead of between some cool walls - maybe a bit more exposed to crap falling off the summit ridge as well.
  18. tell me more of these "cookies" of which you speak
  19. the strait up one - could do the first set of bolts, but not the second, which are at about the same height as that midpt old bolted anchor just below the old spike ladder - anyhow, i suck at climbing, and mostly just spray on this sit to piss off pink n' company reckon the grade's harder than 5.8 saw a fixed rope hanging on the line to the right and it looked as if recently cleaned - didn't have time to check it out - what you rate it as?
  20. my kids have gotten right goddamn quick on their feet, and they don't believe a fucking word the White Man says to them!
  21. sure, but by this logic, all of beacon must be torn down and rebuilt in order to move forward after my savagery.
  22. wtf is this, a cheater stick?
  23. imagine if the israelis did this kinda shit?
  24. 5/11 - a dozen days so far - 5 days this week - junuary kicked square in the nuts, but waiting in the wings it seems - good thing really, i'm on the verge of tweaking out my fingers already - dogs in my dreams, feeding on my feet - terror at daybreak, broken in the bone yard - the ringing of bells at all hours, the horror of home-coming gone wrong - dust, dust, dust - the bloody angle when the walls fell - spotsylvania on a warm spring evening - they sing the body electric, and then they too Pass Beyond
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