ivan

ivan loved big brother.

http://news.yahoo.com/montana-man-dies-yosemite-climbing-accident-103426882.html

"doctor, you mentioned the necessity of a ratio of 10 females to each male, now, wouldn't that require the abandonment of the so-called 'monogamous sexual relationship,' at least as far as men are concerned?" "regrettably, yes, but you know, this is a sacrifice for the future of the human race"

kev does not avoid women, feck, but he does deny them his essence

the pencil sure offers an alternative to miracling yer ass over the n face shrund afterall

5/20 - day 14 - a week of piss wedder, sunday's window spent wrangling kidz and wrestling w/ the garden n' chores n' what-have-you - union bidness at the close of day, my wits as always confounded n' humbled by the human machinery of government made flesh - the ghost of winston smith haunts me, but it's a special merry kind of fool who can't make lemonade out of a luscious afternoon of sun and rushing warm air gusting down the gorge - get on your fucking horse, dr rick marshall! kenny's rig in the lot, him and sneezy-jim already up the spike route i reckon - i settle for a sleazy saunter up the big rock, lost in the gauzy thoughts gamboling through my thick head - the moon waxes great, will the wedder-gods set me up a solid? fosters on the falling back, cops holed up n' counting donut-holes at cape horn - thank christ i don't have a cigarette to shit on this wondrous scene

I believe it is up to the parents to teach their children about brushing their teeth. Not the governement. yet folks who brush regularly but drink unflouridated water have more cavities then those who brush the same way but do drink treated water - hmmm...coudl there be a hypothetical explanation?

17 of the 18 *alleged* 9/11 conspirators drank flouridated water - think about it!

The Government forces you to drink tap water?

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meh, when's the last time you saw yuppie-kinder drink anything but bottled water anyhow?

were folks chain smoking n' throwing their butts everywhere as well?

that first pitch just won't stay clean - it gets too much run-off over the winter and no sun

too much rage burns a man out - all our fucktards done flamed themselves out awhile ago - spray is a calmer, smaller place now, kinda like a senior citizens community after nurse ratshit's passed out the pills i fundementally will never understand the anti-abortion crowd b/c, i guess, we have fundementally different views on babies - babies, like puppies and after-school specials, just expose every serious flaw present in my constitution, and thus, they Have to Go - shake'em, bake'em, turn'em into bacon, whatever you have to do to make the fucking things Stop Crying!!!

according to The Google, this is the actual theory that explains everything... while essentially a pile of techno-goobly-post-pagan-boogey-bunk, i believe you will find it suitably comprehensive

wow, and not the first such fatality up there either? seem to recall someone getting killed by goat-induced rockfall on the descent a few years back? valar morghulis.

christ, getting properly pissed at a sporting event these days is roughly the equiavelent of maintaining an 8-ball a day coke habit

meh, right around the time the BAC limit took a dive the price of a ballpark dog, beer and ticket all skyrocketed anyhow - coincidence?!? much cheaper to just get drunk at home

they can have my cold beer when they take it from my...uh...uh...hmm.

what's your most maligned day of the week, boy-o?

them nazis underestimated spam to their eternal shame who wouldn't give their left nut for some spam kkkalifornia rollz?

thanks for that - like most 'mericans, i thought invictus was just a movie gotta solo me an el cap route someday, once i've conqured My Fearz

5/14 - lucky #13 - gray and gaunt at the dawn, dim-minded and mopey - when the world dies in an orgasm of heavenly-fire, how i fucking hope it's a tuesday, and early in the morning to boot, to spare me the whole gory goddamn details of the day - tuesday, the red-haired stepchild of the torrid week - hitler was conceived on a tuesday - it's true, you can google that shit man sun breaks around noon, life reviving, rock drying, seniors shuffle in and out in a hyperstatic hepped-up euphoric hangover - the red devil galloping east through the gorge, growling at these goddamn men in their machines gouging out the concrete and showering everything in gravel - the tyranny inherent in giving any man a blaze-orange vest and sign, too gross to contemplate in the golden sunshine searing through my senses RIP william fetterman, you awful fucker - "give me 80 men and i can ride through the whole sioux nation" - yeah, how'd that one work for ya, son?

s-t-o-k-e! but shit...sure sounds like a hell of a lot of work for a vacation!