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  1. ivan

    Medical advice

    There is no right or wrong....only opinion i think perry farrell said "...only pleasure and pain"
  2. like disneyland, only the rides are more likely to kill you
  3. ivan

    Medical advice

    you should take some valium
  4. if nothing else, this does make the "Return Everythign Immediately" quip a bit more appropriate?
  5. truly, a fine litmus test.
  6. Closet GUN NUT ALERT!!! satire at its finest, as tvash would never condone a policy that would condemn his fremont-connection, Deep Friend of Weed & Need, who is arguably the greatest rei-abuser in american history
  7. a salted wound is a happy wound? i betcha didn't bring yer hottie harem though ain't been to banks neither, but reckon i oughta put a big old floater in that grand bank some grey day - how far from tieton?
  8. ivan

    IRS "scandal"

    seems like a sisyphean task them irs boys are handed?
  9. joshk is gonna a river over this one!
  10. 6/3 - day 16 - sweet green first peaking from the new berms of the road-cut west of ozone - a throaty breeze when work is spent - the day beams brightly, i jet down the well-worn highway - apples n' ass-ended hits n' horrid cigarettes - jimbo in the house, somewhere high up the hell-side, waging war on moss i'll warrant w/ that nefarious Other Feller - a raucous ramble up the boring old way - teens on the summit w/ their elders, teeming w/ the airs of methadonia unleashed - tails grown tepid, they rocket down the rock to the grinding of gears, knees shivering in the sea-gale "and, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright; The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light, And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout; but there is no joy in Beatardia, the south side is still closed out"
  11. but that's like letting the cancer metastasize! not that anyone cares for my opinion, but should they wish it, i see no problem in folks replacing every single bolt at beacon every single year, assuming it goes in the same hole and is filled w/ equal or greater quality materials (and would be very happy if joe did this for the entirety of stone soup, should he be bored and find the time on his hands )
  12. i am a meat popsicle, and we're all pink on the inside
  13. 5/31 - day 15, 9 dayz this gentle may - heartbreak for days gone by - memorial day weekend at tieton a near total bust - communiques pist upon for tr's w/o pixels - a week with pouring rain and occasional piercing sun w/o rainbows ain't seen mike since a far long time it seems - set out in the afternoon for a ramble up the spike route, him not having had it he said - the base gross n' baking - thick drip and damp on the rock like it'd been sprayed w/ horse-semen - genesis after nearly shitting a kitten on the klutchy-klutchy start - mike made p2 not so sad, but like me needed to stand on the anchor bolts whilst thrutch-fucking into the danky mcdankerson pod there dug leading the 3rd pitch spike-part proper, but this time w/ a stout old black cock of static death to bat-man on up the slab beerz n' gut-laughing n' music up in the woods - mike does p4 and dislodges a big old panel to come whiffling down my ways - i do the last bit up to the trail wading through thick-glades of oak, oily and fresh and full of fear bongos at the summit, guitars n' young ones yodeling - jesus-harold-christ, children I Know up there doing god know's what - ruins my summit celebration, but what can you do - wizened age equals patience equals wisdom? rolling rock n' reefers on the ramble on down - the new Man meandering around, tending the meters in the lot - don't seem like too fearsome a feller... "something seems wrong w/ our bloody ships today!"
  14. "Bill liked his e-mails to be short, pithy, and not written by a complete moron. This was a surprisingly tall order on certain days."
  15. "but our antics are cheeky and funny - your's are cruel and tragic"
  16. that which has never lived, can not be killed
  17. who dat jugging up stone soup in da dark?
  18. ivan

    Climber & Gamer?

    is bullshiting and baiting retards and housepets considered gaming?
  19. ivan

    Trip Reports

    Pics Please!!!!! Even better add a video! just toured the results of "tub girl" google image search for use here and...just...couldn't...pull...trigger
  20. ivan

    Trip Reports

    goddamn genius
  21. ivan

    Trip Reports

    off to take massive shit - tr forthcoming!!!
  22. ivan

    Trip Reports

    dunno, as pictures go, thought that tr had a fine one...
  23. ivan

    Trip Reports

    shee-it, don't bother me in the least - i got roomfulls of teenagers to rake me over the coals 180 days a year on a serious note, and in order to stress my none-godness, my camera is fucking broke and i can't even afford two-ply teepee these days, so not much chance of replacing it anytime soon - if you want to make a small, tax-free donation i promise to throw you some more...uh...bones
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