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tomtom

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  1. Hey, I recently bought one of those (Craigslist, half price). Haven't tried it yet, though.
  2. My goal is to poop every day.
  3. Rich Little
  4. Nazi!
  5. Bite me.
  6. Cobra Commander would never run from an internet spray fight. Or would he?!?
  7. George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold... Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage. George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
  8. tomtom

    DHL

    Sounds like "slut". Exactly, actually.
  9. Ummm ... dude ... You simulate altitude by reducing the O2 concentration, i.e. taking room air and adding N2.
  10. It's all Bush's fault.
  11. "Watersports" is interesting too.
  12. Zzzzzz
  13. "I am your father."
  14. DO NOT watch the DVD "Clean Walls" by Jeff Lowe and Ron Olevsky. They spend more time nailing than anything else.
  15. tomtom

    flight of the Snaffle

    That's not a duck.
  16. Aluminium ladders are aid.
  17. Just nail any sport climb and pull the bolts on the way down. Remember the wise man who said that fixed gear must have a question mark beside it.
  18. [quote}Perpetuating the 20-odd-year-old myth that snowboarders are out of control is fucking retarded. No shit. Most of them are sitting on their asses in the middle of the slopes.
  19. ead?!?
  20. Preplaced draws.
  21. "Will belay for food."
  22. tomtom

    Good times

    First you describe Gary, then you say he's bad at math.
  23. Which would you carry for emergency shelter (either weigh about 9 oz)?
  24. tomtom

    New Smoking Law

    That's one happy goat.
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