tomtom

So defensemen are into man-on-man action.

Apparently they have an Atlanta chapter as well. The Steep Tech is also popular in Washington DC.

How HOT are these deals?

CPM?

No worries. I prefer my uncivil liberties, anyway.

Do shorts go over polypro?

Administrators are aid.

Didn't you say the same thing about W?

A is for Assclown.

Gear is aid.

A couple friends have No Step on top of their helmet.

Which one? There have been two this season.

I think they should change their names to the Seattle Monorails.

Oh, I'm a sport climber, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I climb all day. CHORUS: He's a sport climber, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he climbs all day. I clip more bolts, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties: He clips more bolts, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. CHORUS I clip more bolts, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. Mounties: He clips more bolts, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars??????? CHORUS I clip more bolts, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like dear DFA. Mounties: He clips more bolts, he wears high heels Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra???? (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter! CHORUS All: He's a sport climber, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)

Sorry to hear that they stole your rack. All 30 cams?

Bzzzt. Wrong! 50% of the voters voted for W. Take the percentage of Americans who voted and multiply by the percentage who voted for shrub, and you'll get a number pert near 38%.

Pre-ski? Apparently you didn't make it out to Baker Tuesday.

Vertical World!

It's fun to pick on alpinfox.

Unfortunately, the most important piece of gear, the brain, wasn't working so well. Yeah, last year sucked and everyone is trying to catch up, but wait for things to settle down.

Never did rain today.

Quite the mob scene. By 9:30 the parking lot was full and they were sending cars up the hill. Noone was checking tickets because all hands were busy shoveling in the money selling them. After lunch it thinned out nicely. Coverage is pretty good.

Sounds pretty sketchy Dr. Fill. If it doesn't weigh exactly 47 grams and cost at least $10, you may be required to peel a few hardman advertising sticker from your helmet. Oh, and the Mixte pick and the Goullotte pick have different droops, so you may have the same pick angle issues pairing a Mixte with the Light Wings.

Not if you're belaying.

Being drunk *is* a medical problem.