Necronomicon

I love you.

Poor us!!! On a lighter note it seems I'm getting pretty good at getting locked/banned, while some of the other dipshits around here endless threaten to kill each other.

This is so friggin' sad...

Racking pitons for alpine. They rack and slide around a lot easier than on asym. biners.

Filthy french savage, shaking his kid like a bagette. No shit you can kill a baby this way. That's like saying "I didn't know he could get hurt if I dropped him onto the floor." It's a fucking no brainer.

Lucky guy...

LOL What would Colin think?

Nice work!! Mike and I were giving you guys the "muy loco" swirling-finger-to-temple move. Truly inspirational. I spent yesterday second guessing myself, but we made the right call. The sight of the upper pitches pushed me outside of my comfort bubble, given the snow conditions. (I had a dream last night that Mike and I were high on a north face. It was my lead, the snow was totally rotten, and I couldn't move off the belay. The anchors were pitons in rotten rock, which I could pull apart with my hands. I realized I wasn't even tied in.)

Including yesterday's non-start on Colonial, I am currently 0 for 7 on alpine climbs since September. I concluded over breakfest this morning, while I wallowed in my gloom, that up until yesterday, my "non-successes" stemmed from routes being out of condition. It's tough to do a climb if the climb is not there. Having said that, my gut instinct about Colonial yesterday was that the upper portion would be a nightmare wallow of shallow, loose snow over rock, and bailing didn't look fun. The second-guessing, though, is brutal. Could I have climbed it, even if it was in tough shape? Should I have started up anyways, and pushed it as far as I could? Should I put all my gear in a big pile, soak it with the last of my white gas, and set it ablaze? Having said that, we succeeded in getting down through the woods at night without getting too mangled. Good luck to Wayne and David, they should be near the top of the face as I write this, they were figuring eight to ten hours from their low bivy to the summit. I'm looking forward to the TR.

Useless? Yep. How about: "I recently tore myself away from this digital climbing fantasyland and went outside. I found the folowing information, directly relavent to your question...." Not: "I'm a useless fucking idiot. Here's why: I spew nonsense, I have nothing to say, but try and say it anyways. I contribute nothing, I know nothing, but I pass off my ignorance a knowledge. One time, me and Michael Jackson took two twelve...." This is why this website sucks so bad sometimes. Useless...

It's the 5.8 in the corner, just to the right of the 5.6 handcrack, I don't have the gude right in front of me so no name.

Looks like squamish. The handhold looks familiar, and it's well-traveled from the chalk. Pitch 2 of Squamish Butttress?

It's " undelweal "

huh? Duh?

Total mung. I'll never go back, unless my farmed routes come in this year. Four hundred feet of hose was a real ballbuster, but it'll be worth it if it gets cold enough.

I am going to kill you.

Total choss. Don't waste your time. No fun. Shitty. No good views. I wore Tevas for light approach footwear, that was a lot of fun coming down, seeing as we missed the trail to the road and had to bushwack down overgrown talus into the woods.

I don't know a thing about the area. This climb is to the right of Pan Dome, about 75', unless it's in a new area. The pitch he's leading is just left of the farmost ice pillar on that "cliff band".

For Sale: One case american flag toilet paper. $1. Get that brown eye nice and clean.

Doesn't matter. I'm just interested in knowing what our state has to offer in this form of climbing. If you have a drill and time then I am sure you can create something more difficult that what already exists. Otherwise you can find something heinous on many mountains out there. For some info I heard that near mt baker ski area there is some sport\mixed climbs that are EXTREME. Caption: Andreas Schmidt climbs Gorilla Bar, rated M8, at the newly developed 'Toolshed' mixed climbing crag at the Mt. Baker Ski area. Photographer: Tim Matsui If I'm not mistaken, this route is about twenty feet tall, although, this year, it's likely to be forty feet to the first bolt.

Cheated! No Google! Bad!! Ground Zero Brooklyn Home watching Star Trek everything's o.k. little do I know Soviet missiles are on the way the bastards set loose the wardogs Tyr and Loki weatherman's predicting rain but fire it'll be Minutemen launching, Air-sirens haunting Warheads detonating, Cremating I'm living at - Ground Zero I'm dying at I'm burning at I'm frying at From my bed I hear the sirens screaming of foreboding populous escaping highways overloading bridge is down tunnel's flooded only got six minutes head between my legs I kiss my balls goodbye they're finished MX's blasting, Skyscrapers crashing Fallout liberated, We're wasted Jesus I beg of thee don't take my life return me to the womb from which I was torn birth is a sin and the punishment is death I wish you had left me unborn I shit my pants as I wait for the reaper lie in fetal position tears stream down my cheeks as I call out for my mother and say an act of contrition we'll fight this war with germs and atoms destroy our only home our mutated descendants battle the next with sticks and stones Are we not savages innately destined to maim and kill? blame it on the environment heredity or evolution we're still responsible our intelligence may progress at geometric rates yet socially we remain belligerent neonates

..with germs and atoms, destroy our only home. Our mutated descendants battle the next with sticks and stones." Reveal the source for this quote and receive a free undernourished Iraqi infant. Watch it starve from the comfort of your own home with "Starve Cam" technology. Eat your calorie rich meal while you watch your starving Iraqi child futily cry for its dead mother, killed when an errant JDAM plunged through the roof of their neighbors house. Argue with your eldest son about his speeding ticket while your Iraqi infant quietly succumbs to the cold night air. Plus, if you can name the album from which this quote was extracted, you'll recieve a free "2003: Rule of Claw" T-Shirt. Show your friends how little you care about the end of an enlightened era as you proudly wear your new duds. Who needs due process, anyways?

I'll let her know. Where does your girlfriend prefer to hang out? Maybe they can get together to "commiserate".

Please pardon my testiness this evening, I'm not feeling fresh, and the War Hammer (aka "Wife") wants to know if I'm blowing her off this weekend. I'd rather not drive 4 hours to look at waterfalls with a pissed off wife fuming at home.