Necronomicon

Yeah, 6 minimum group size for some trails. I was up there in July, and there was a habituated she-grizzly with cubs in the valley under the N. Face of Temple. I guess the rationale is that she'd eat the first four, and two could run for help.

Split Beaver at squish is a great first trad lead.

Ow. And after all that surgery, too.

We did the same thing on the left side of the creek, pretty quick with a good snowpack.

Necro = Hardman. Fucking double post .

Necro = Hardman. Fucking steel .

Necro = Hardman. Fucking steel .

Bellingham blows. I'd never live here. I don't even climb.

It's a she, and she's a total bitch. Is it in right now?

Cave, Could you post a low rez image for us dial-up slobs? I've tried to view your pic, but I wait forever, and I have no patience.

I just got the Scarpa Cerro Torre boots, super sweet, light, comfy, and warm. My second pair of scarpas, my Assaults lasted six years and took a lot of abuse. I'd go Scarpa over La Sportiva any day, given that I've seen La Sportiva boots falling apart after not much use.

Six miles.

I prefer to bag your Mom's beaver. A little dry, but in all a good pelt.

Scarpa Cerro Torre boots to replace my foot mangling Scarpa Assaults. And coin for my trip Mecca, where I will bash my knuckles against my God. I'll see you in Hell!!

Don't forget "Bad Taste" and the classic "Dead Alive", which perhaps the goriest hilarity ever produced. My favorite scene is the fat Uncle taking a piss. If you pay attention, you can hear his kidney stones hitting the bowl. And don't forget the kick-ass priest giving it to the teenage zombies, or the shoulder-slung lawn mower zombie party clear-out/blood bath scene. TOO funny.

I dug her up. (couldn't resist. You left yourself wide open)

Your moms. I'm about halfway there. Some are pretty rowdy...

Big trip is planned. Me and your mom, taking off. She's all excited.

What do I need to do to get some more stars? Who's balls do I lick?

Don't pay the fee.

"Fun"? What's that? Like "which hurt the least"? Actually, climbing the third colouir on Dragontail in the dark, and topping out at 11:30pm, 28h B'ham-to-B'ham, and living, that made me feel good. Also, Central Colouir on Joffre, with a broken rib. Little Finger (5p 5.4 on Lake George in NY) was fun. You have to paddle a canoe to the base, and the climb is over the water. Yak Check... NE Colouir Cutthroat had an awesome topout...

What's the relief?

?????

I want...your mom.