Necronomicon

I was really bummed to see the "What Would Jesus Climb?" thread get douched. Fucking hilarious: Q: What's the best part about (unmentionable) with an (innappropriate joke subject)? A: When (unmentionable). HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even better: Q: What's the worst part about (unmentionable)? A: When (inappropriate). TOO FUNNY!!! I'M DYIN'!!!!

H.P. Lovecraft had similar dream cycles that effected his writing. His reocurring dreams were often the basis for many of his stories.

chucK = RURP?

Shouldn't be a problem. I haven't done shit all winter, except approach out-of-condition climbs. Both pitches of ice that I have climbed shouldn't make me suck any worse on the rock.

There is nothing quicker than just throwing a cordelette around a big old boulder. Double bowline on a bight with the rope is pretty slick, if you have enough rope that is. Works great on trees.

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It's a techno track in the trailer to "The Tuxedo", which plays while Jackie Chan's fucking around in a car or something. It's got some techno wha wha shit happening, then breaks down into some e guitar riffing. Help me out.

Haiku: I'm taking a shit. It curls on top of your head. Once again, you lose.

IV+ WI5 5.9 Mixed according to Mason et al's draft guidebook.

One large pile of rain-soaked climbing equipment. Make an offer. Especially motivated to sell, seeing as the "War Hammer" is going to Beijing for eight days, and it's pouring buckets as soon as she leaves.

I would totally do Hello Kitty. The only problem is, she has no mouth.

Top score: Absolute zero

She's was so fucking adorable!!!

Now what????? Seriously, though, I hope he's OK.

It took you 38 hours to get into your car on Wednesday/Thursday of last week. Impressive!

This is Necronomicon: RURP. Get bent. Who fucking cares? If a person makes a good partner, I'd climb with them if their stupid internet handle was "Serial Climbing Partner Rapist" or "i_m_gunna_kil_u", "RURP", or should I say "Internet Dickhead Guy". Necronomicon has spoken.

"Mom! I'm freezing to death!!"

Do the approach to Ashlu in the dark, on the left side of the creek. This will be her last climbing trip. Or, you could take her up the west side of Sleese for some top-roping. She will be shattered, an empty husk of a person.

LOL you sick fuck. If he was my partner, I'd use him as an equalized belay anchor.

No shit, Ron Jeremy heads Al Qaeda. Here's the proof: From CNN, and this shit can't be wrong: I'm still reeling.

GregW would never park on a 25 degree wet grass slope. Maybe you should marry that little bitch.

This is confusing. Huh?? I'll clarify...I barely give a shit any more. Someone posted a poll that sought to catagorize my actions as right or wrong. Fuck that noise. I'm glad my friends are okay. They were not lost , they did not need a rescue , they were not rescued . No one found them, they were met on their way down. They were late. We found this strange, so we let people know they were late, and SAR did their thing. Any more questions? In the future, I'll can the confusing prose, and stick to more straightforward posting language, to limit confusion, which is confusing, and made you confusedly confused, confuser to confusee. I'm really sorry about that.

I'd like to be the norse looking uber-climber who pulls them out of icy graves at 6000' and drags them up the route, over the true summit and back down to the waiting Chinook helicopter.