Necronomicon

I briefly knew this scab who would brings her dog onto glaciers, and attach it to the rope via a prusik on it's collar, in case it fell in, you know. Fucking scab.

quote: Originally posted by michael_layton: Lets just say it was a very nice "backpacking" trip. Need to leave the car a wee bit earlier next time. I love packing it in your back! Did the ether burn your nostrils like last time? Not quite a meta-grovel, but sporting. My legs are a bit tweaked still, free thermarest on the trail for ya', your welcome, but I'd love to have it back. Not a hint of Stench Oxen, though, it's winter up there. Snow Creek Wall was in great shape for all you newbie climbers looking for a first date experience to remember.

Sweet...sorry I missed out, Mike was looking for me to go, but exercise/work won out. Next time...

Word.

I love how I log on in the morning and get a PM titled "Defamation is punishable in a civil court of law", based on a previous post of mine suggesting that someone's threats towards me were "Nazi" in character. Fuck this noise. I thought people on this site were open-minded enough to be challenged in their beliefs. I personally don't give a shit what you think. I only post(troll) to try and get you to THINK about what you think. Seeing as people feel they need to threaten me, and also that I wouldn't put it past some of the douche-bags out there to try and get me fired over some of the things I've posted here, I feel that I can no longer contribute to these conversations. I know I'll be missed by most of you, but I no longer feel free to express my beliefs, and I'm not willing to let some stupid cunt monkey wrench my life because they can't challenge their own beliefs. A big shout out to MikeAdam for behaving like such a "fucking asshole". Please note that I am not calling you a "fucking asshole", but rather suggesting that you behave like a "fucking asshole". You can call your lawyer and let him know it's all cool. Also, in sincerity, I'd like to thank Trask, GregW, Cavey, Dru, and all the others who took the time to think about what I was saying. I know I've pissed you off many a time. I'm glad you have such strong convictions, and I'm glad you stand behind what you believe in. You're a lot like me. Later, -Justin Thibault (aka Necronomicon)

quote: Originally posted by chucK: ...would the product be considered a clone? No, a clone would have a genome identical to those of the "parent" organism, ignoring mutations. A self-impregnating hermaphrodite would create offspring with a unique genome. [ 11-04-2002, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ]

quote: Originally posted by michael_layton: On the way down I slipped on a streambed above Heliotrope ridge and went for a fucking ride! I stopped fifty feet short of my death (just before a major drop off over rocks). Stopped after 60'-80' of ass-ride on frozen stream. Got off with a scratch. The kid is charmed. We must have reached high camp at 4:20, I think my watch was off.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: TALK - ACTION = SPRAY SPRAY + [CORNHOLING / (SPRAY + SHIT CHUTE)] = SPRAY - CHOAD

(Page top, it seems.) Shitty climbers die. Mistakes cannot be made. I wish I had some empathy for you, Anna, but I don't. Mistakes in judgement, like routefinding errors, can be forgiving, but mistakes involving the mechanics of climbing are not. The rope is life, and if you fuck it up, if you clip in wrong, or set a bad anchor, you're toast. Anna represents a segment of the climbing community that make mistakes, the ill-trained novices that climb without having a clue, and say things like "I should read more books" when they touch death without knowing it and walk away. Luckily, her mistakes didn't kill her. More importantly, though, is that her mistakes didn't kill someone else. Like me. When I spend time at the crags and run into gapewads new to the game, I get as far away from them as I can. They drop shit. They set anchors wrong. They use fixed protection in a way that can damage it for the next user. New climbers are a threat to my safety. But I was a gapewad once. Have I made mistakes? Sure. We all have. But I can think of only one that involves a mistake with the rope. I stumbled on a pile of rope, untied, after finishing an aid-solo pitch. I wasn't that close to pitching off, but it scared the shit out of me. That's it. Nothing else. I learned to climb from an old salt, and when he wasn't around, I climbed like I could die at any second. I've spent hours equalizing the legs of a coffee table to the legs on the couch, and setting C-Z pulley sytems to drag chairs across my living room. I've drawn diagrams of anchors I've set, and analyzed them for areas of improvement. I've developed a sense of flexability that allows me to set up a safe rope system in the worst choss. My advice to you is to start over. Quit climbing. Forget everything that you know. Flush your system. Start from scratch. Learn what safe is, and be that way every fucking time you rope up. This isn't a game. If you fuck up again, you better hope you get killed. Because you may have to stand in front of someones loved ones and explain to them how you made a mistake, how you fucked up and took that person out of their lives forever. Have fun. [ 11-02-2002, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: Necronomicon ]

quote: Originally posted by trask: Necro, don't forget the weenies and marshmellows. I'll bring Noam Chomsky and Edward Said! Ralph Nader is driving.

I'll see you there!!

87' with broken temp gauge pissed coolant out petcock for draining radiator, due to faulty o- ring ($0.10), needs new head gasket (>$700), will give hand-jobs (m/f) for pocket change.

Born of Machine Worship Machine Slave to Machine Become Machine

Bellingham to Lilloett ==> 4h Belllingham to Banff (Mecca) ==> 10h My knuckles are still swollen from last year's festivities. There are water ice routes lurking out there, but you have to find them first, and hit them before the snow starts to fall in earnest. If this weather pattern holds for the Winter (hyperdoubtful), expect water ice at Larabee State Park.

quote: Originally posted by trask: Necro, is that drool or something else at the corner of Martha's mouth? Poor woman, so misunderstood. Um...ah...lets just say she was a pretty freaky chick...sloppy...bites...

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Halloween Getup. Truly hideous!

quote: Originally posted by jordop: necro, as much as I love the progression of you avatar images, your current one of martha slave labour doesn't really capture the rotund pudginess of her current appearance. Accused of insider trading -----> binging! Better?

quote: Originally posted by trask: Necro, peace brother! This is too fucked up...

quote: Originally posted by trask: I have decided to turn over a new leaf. Peace to all and Democrats and sport climbers are good people too. There are more than two political partys, FYI. Are you making peace with the American Socialists, Greens, etc, as well, or just the other half of the Republcrat (or Demolican, no preference) oligarchy?

During the production of MDMA, an incorrect temperature during a key synthesis step can lead to the inadvertant production of fentanyl. So, all you trip-hopping pacifier sucking ravers, BEWARE!

quote: Originally posted by TimL: quote:Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: SMOKE POT!!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO START THE DAY!!!! Wake & Bake 4:20 a.m.

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: See? Now you're scared! Be super-duper extra-afraid! Hide in your closet and pee your pants! Or vice-versa! Fear fear fear fear fear! You're forgetting the ancient Martian/Egyptian tetrahedral pyramid cult that runs NASA.

I am the egg, man.

quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: How 'bout that Canadian pig farmer? "Honey? This pork chop tastes like prostitute!"

quote: Originally posted by jon: This is what I call STUPID SCIENCE. Scientific studies done by complete freaking idiots. Somewhere you will find patterns when ignoring the statistal relevence of your data. So what if 3 killers out of thousands were in the military. If 3% of males at some point served that would indicate the military people are 10 times less likely to be serial killers. But people like to leave those important facts out of their groundbreaking work. Hey did you hear that all those killers in that article had eaten at McDonalds at one point? Did you know they all liked blowjobs? Write that down. 1) This is a newspaper article, not a peer-reviewed research paper. It is not even science. 2) The article was from a Canadian newspaper. 3) The article suggests that the first appearence of the modern "serial killer" came in conjunction with the US military changing it's training tactics, in order to create soldiers who could kill without mecry. 4) (This is where I push your button) What kind of country could be proud of how well it is defended by a corp of merciless killers, and what is the value of the freedom these merciless killers protect? Hmm....