Necronomicon

For Sale: One case american flag toilet paper. $1. Get that brown eye nice and clean.

Doesn't matter. I'm just interested in knowing what our state has to offer in this form of climbing. If you have a drill and time then I am sure you can create something more difficult that what already exists. Otherwise you can find something heinous on many mountains out there. For some info I heard that near mt baker ski area there is some sport\mixed climbs that are EXTREME. Caption: Andreas Schmidt climbs Gorilla Bar, rated M8, at the newly developed 'Toolshed' mixed climbing crag at the Mt. Baker Ski area. Photographer: Tim Matsui If I'm not mistaken, this route is about twenty feet tall, although, this year, it's likely to be forty feet to the first bolt.

Cheated! No Google! Bad!! Ground Zero Brooklyn Home watching Star Trek everything's o.k. little do I know Soviet missiles are on the way the bastards set loose the wardogs Tyr and Loki weatherman's predicting rain but fire it'll be Minutemen launching, Air-sirens haunting Warheads detonating, Cremating I'm living at - Ground Zero I'm dying at I'm burning at I'm frying at From my bed I hear the sirens screaming of foreboding populous escaping highways overloading bridge is down tunnel's flooded only got six minutes head between my legs I kiss my balls goodbye they're finished MX's blasting, Skyscrapers crashing Fallout liberated, We're wasted Jesus I beg of thee don't take my life return me to the womb from which I was torn birth is a sin and the punishment is death I wish you had left me unborn I shit my pants as I wait for the reaper lie in fetal position tears stream down my cheeks as I call out for my mother and say an act of contrition we'll fight this war with germs and atoms destroy our only home our mutated descendants battle the next with sticks and stones Are we not savages innately destined to maim and kill? blame it on the environment heredity or evolution we're still responsible our intelligence may progress at geometric rates yet socially we remain belligerent neonates

..with germs and atoms, destroy our only home. Our mutated descendants battle the next with sticks and stones." Reveal the source for this quote and receive a free undernourished Iraqi infant. Watch it starve from the comfort of your own home with "Starve Cam" technology. Eat your calorie rich meal while you watch your starving Iraqi child futily cry for its dead mother, killed when an errant JDAM plunged through the roof of their neighbors house. Argue with your eldest son about his speeding ticket while your Iraqi infant quietly succumbs to the cold night air. Plus, if you can name the album from which this quote was extracted, you'll recieve a free "2003: Rule of Claw" T-Shirt. Show your friends how little you care about the end of an enlightened era as you proudly wear your new duds. Who needs due process, anyways?

I'll let her know. Where does your girlfriend prefer to hang out? Maybe they can get together to "commiserate".

Please pardon my testiness this evening, I'm not feeling fresh, and the War Hammer (aka "Wife") wants to know if I'm blowing her off this weekend. I'd rather not drive 4 hours to look at waterfalls with a pissed off wife fuming at home.

Ten hours from Bellingham to Banff. If you live in Kirkland and it take fifteen hours, you're a dumbfuck, for a number of different reasons. Regardless, I'm still looking for some beta on current conditions from the "climbing" community. If you read this, and actually possess information regarding a real, live "climbing" area, Lilloett, British Columbia, Canada, that you've visited recently, please save me from this hell("Which hand do you use when you belay? I use my right hand.") and let me know what you experienced. If you don't know shit, it's obvious enough to everyone, so don't remind us here, please, for my sake.

Name the famous rock star you'll receive your own private cage at Camp X-Ray!!

Where do I line up for my yellow star? INS?

The US policy vis a vis Korea is to invade Iraq.

We're Winning "The War on Terror"

Ew. Troglodites with drinks. I wonder which one passed out into the piss puddle behind the frat house.

Well?

I love soccer!

Fuck yeah.

What routes have you done up there? I have the summer off, and haven't made it up that way yet. Any reccomendations?

Lead Triad: Cat Crack Up From the Bog - I've heard it's sweet Pixie Corner Sprot: Choad Huffer Oscar Myer Whistle Golly, this is a real donnybrook Alpine: Solo "Deprivation" Golden Pillar of Spantik Solo North Face Central Rib of Triumph next weekend. And finally, How Can You Stand Reading This Crap on Mount Hugivzaphuck. That ones right here, in our own back yard. Erik-Quit deleting my posts!! I'm trying to enrich the world with my wit, and you're ruining it for everyone!

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I'm done for the day, waiting for my ride to take me home.

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If you cannot tie an overhand knot, you deserve a dirt nap. An improperly tied overhand knot is two untied ropes. Try rapping on those. You'll get a quick lesson on acceleration due to gravity and the conservation of mechanical energy.

In a fall, the rope wants to make a staight line between the top piece of pro and the belayer, so without a directional at the bottom, the pro can pull out from the bottom up. Arrange the directional in such a way that it can compensate for the distance the belayer is from the base of the climb by increasing the angle upward, as well as the length of the sling.

It's easy. Don't pay. If you get a ticket, don't pay it. Flood the system with unpaid fines and it will go away.

Do you like huffing gas and chewing seal skin for your mukluks? Oh wait, that's Chilliwack.

Hey! I just looked out the window and noticed the ENVIRONMENT! Is really exists! Take a look! Personally, I LOVE each and everyone of you, no matter how many death threats have been made against me, or how many times I've been called a bloodless communist, or the fact that no one will climb with me because of my disfigured face and prnounced limp. In the words of a great, great man, "Can't we all get along?" I mean, yesterday was National Sanctity of Human Life Day, and LOOK how we're acting!!