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  1. BURP

    Why?

    or like the old guy on city slikers said "just one thing" keep it simple.
  2. and becase we are the best country in theworld and will kick there ass if they mess with us!
  3. thats a cool story. you shoulda run them over with your car and grind there bones to dust. or hit them wit a framing hammer
  4. i woud get good and drunked up and then go to the mamorial. you will be ackting like the spoiled brat who doesnt need to do wha the ohter people do otherwise and what duaner said too. sorry bout yur buddy that sukcs donkey dicks.
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    Treailhead Break Ins

    FUCK THEM UP! dont even bother with the cops one day me and nutsack drove up to his truck at a park and ride and saw a long hair dude sitting in my buddys truck with a "ooooh shit" look on his face. we look at each other, jump out, the long hair jumps out, we chase him far enough for his pot filled lungs to run out, i jump on him and go to work nutsack finally gets there after ive had my fun and he is a big boy so he just starts kicking him and standing on his neck and stuff. long hair thought he was a dead man and starts crying like a woman. we called the cops after he was calmed down. cops take him in and let him go the same day, never even showed up to court. as far as the cops are thinkin, its not even a important crime. nutsak had to pay the 500 deductble to have his truck fixed. take care of the fuckers yourself, if you call the cops, you are a pussy. a big one
  6. yowsa yowsa yowsa! chek your message!
  7. BURP

    Record budget deficit

    had to look that up in the big book.
  8. BURP i aint no faggot!
  9. is it union? i hate union guys.
  10. yeah, drinking foam sucks! say no to foam! even rednecks know this, they wouldn't even consider wasteing beer lik that. i have seen folks pitch half empties that got warm, like the guy who hurled one at my parent's old van I was driving when i first got my driver's lisence. i stopped to fight with him and realized i was outnumbered about 4 to 1 so i went to my oldersister's boyfriends house and picked up some of her stoner friends that really liked partying in the van who were riled up by the time we made it back to the throwing beer dude's broken down car. he didn't like that. bad stoners
  11. A as in Allison?
  12. BURP

    Fav movie quotes

    "eh, we found this mouse in this bottle of yur beer and we should get a hole case for free"
  13. BURP

    Tattoos

    fehas i looked at yur picture and noticed yur traps look a little weak. hit the dead lifts buster!
  14. BURP

    Annoyances

    I get pissed at people who walk under the lader wile i work. especially when i take the time to put up barricatdes on the sidewalk and thye just walk around them or push them out of the way.
  15. BURP

    Fav movie quotes

    "you not expandable Rambo"
  16. BURP

    Fav movie quotes

    Tommy: "Losta guys take seven years to get through college" Richard: "Yeah, their called Doctors"
  17. WET TEE SHIRTS! WHOO HOO! PARTY TIME!
  18. BURP

    Which 4WD SUV?

    Maybe you decked scot'mammut? No, but Scott sold me some shit. He's shorter than I figured he be. we all are pernis. ever light your hare on fire accidentally? i did onece. dont' be so smug just cause your tall. i got just the truck for brocno, its a dualie too!
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    cc.com Duel

    hey, drugs are bad. gotta go, ther's a time limit at the libary and other people are waitin. later..
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    Test

    watch out for chics with adams apples!
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    cc.com Duel

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    cc.com Duel

    i'm your worst nitemare!
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    Test

    make his cock a little bigger next time man! and some big hooters on the lady!
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    cc.com Duel

    ok so i worked at a quik lube place where you get the oil changed on your car durring lunch and the guy that worked in the pit was real pissy about nocking dirt down the steel mesh staris when you came down there cause he liked it real clean and he was real tough from prison so everbody wes afraid of him. and he was tellin the younger guys that workd there about "when you go to prison, first you gotta kick ass on your cell mate, then kick ass on the cell block leader then the big shit of the hole prison and nobdy will mess with you" so im getting mad cause they all think he's cool when he's not and i take a big old garbage can full of old air and oil filters and dump it down the stairs. he was sure pissed then! so he runs up the stair but i was ready with another garbage can full of the same shit and dump it on him. i was still kinda drunk from the day before and accidently droped it on him and he got hurt pertty bad but no problem cause hes not so tuff anymore. so then i quit that place, no fun allowed there oviosly. tellin some stories reminds me of the timein jr high when all the other kids thought i wus cool when i could head but the lockers and leave a big dent int hem. and they would laff and laff and ask me to do it more.
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