BURP

make his cock a little bigger next time man! and some big hooters on the lady!

ok so i worked at a quik lube place where you get the oil changed on your car durring lunch and the guy that worked in the pit was real pissy about nocking dirt down the steel mesh staris when you came down there cause he liked it real clean and he was real tough from prison so everbody wes afraid of him. and he was tellin the younger guys that workd there about "when you go to prison, first you gotta kick ass on your cell mate, then kick ass on the cell block leader then the big shit of the hole prison and nobdy will mess with you" so im getting mad cause they all think he's cool when he's not and i take a big old garbage can full of old air and oil filters and dump it down the stairs. he was sure pissed then! so he runs up the stair but i was ready with another garbage can full of the same shit and dump it on him. i was still kinda drunk from the day before and accidently droped it on him and he got hurt pertty bad but no problem cause hes not so tuff anymore. so then i quit that place, no fun allowed there oviosly. tellin some stories reminds me of the timein jr high when all the other kids thought i wus cool when i could head but the lockers and leave a big dent int hem. and they would laff and laff and ask me to do it more.

Business in the front Party in the back... ya buddy!

fuktard

tities

and the kids werent that small! pretty big for 13 if you ask me!

you gotta be 35. learned that in goverment class. burp can't be more than 25 cus most dudes stop kicking the ass of little kids by then (cept the ones that wear pink suits when they go to jail). im 42 you suka! back to class!

ya i like that one to

this is predy fun

one time my uncle just ran into someoenes car and said oops, i dont know wha t happend, just wsa n't paynig attention even though he was and just wanted to crash into them.

oops, so anyway he calls all mad like "you did it asshole" and i'm all "nope not me" so i had some beers and decided ot show him. i put the plates on my old beater painting truck and drove around renton tailgating and slamming on my brakes in front of people till these rich little kids come driving up in dads car at a stoplight all revving it up and shit. im going "lets race" and there all "ok" so i turn the wheel hard and just drive into them. it was so funny they probly pooped in their pants. i drove away real slow so they could get my borther in laws number off the plates. then went to his hous and put them back on . so what does he do? he fukin tells the police i did it! what an asshole! i just denied it but they still gave me a big ticket. but i didnt pay it so the jokes on my brotherin law.

one time my brother in law was being an asswhole to me, wanted me to pay up on a bet, so i took his liscense plates off of his car.

hi dru! hee hee

is that pecker actual size or what ?

here is my favorite iracki inside this tank

some fucktard slapping her gave as iraqi dude the gumption to go tell the marines where she was at. heh heh, fucktard, i have not heard that one in a wile

one bachelor party the guys dared me to cover my sack with penut butter and let the dog lick it off. i made some money on that one!

it remind me of when i wus a kid adn would beat up my sisters stuffed animals for fun. he was like a little rag doll after the first punch. kids are so stupid i could beat up a lot of those smart asses and they don't even now it!

Because you are too much of a pussy to show up. You show, and we'll go!! he'd probly shoot us in the nuts anyway.

i think they wanted to have me arrested, but i ran away into the woods next door. punk! i still get mad when i think about stupid kids cheating like that. he and his friends laughter turned to terror pretty quik when i dropped my gun and put up my dukes! i think his friends were trying to stop me from kiling the punk because i discovered paint all over the back of my head. is anyone listening ot my good story?

one time at a freind's bachelor party, he decided we should goto some paintball war place and i surprised some 13 year old kids who wear playing against us so i say surrender or die! (what yur sposed to do if you are that close) so they all say "ok we surrender" and i lower my weapon and one kid with some fancy chrome backpack powered gun shoots me in the nuts from about six inches! so i shoot him in the face and jump on him swinging away. he cried like a little girl and i got kicked out, but i think an important lesson was learned by him that day.

hi nerds!

to you guys who are so suck!

yur stupid!