G-spotter

not new, been like that since biafra

As well as eating raw beaver, with a bit of processing you can make tasty fur burger.

REI blowin in da wind

Why not just steal office products from the supply room when you are spraying, I mean working, late. They got all sorts of goodies in there... Swingline stapler...

he's climbing onto the stage with the pole at crazy horse saloon, 20 bucks gripped in his teeth

shouldnt you call yourself EChillinFool?

sick brah!

kind beaver?

http://www.cbc.ca/ns/story/ns-beaver-ice20060307.html

"Owen 3:16 - I just broke your neck!"

The Annabelle Effect

If there are two bivys doesn't that make it a Grade VI?

"I stand tall when I'm standin on my wallet!"

Iain has 10 thousand more posts than me so I will take that as a compliment

Dat is all da peoples ned ta know.

What about Princeton Tec rOlypoly? They sponsor Ed Veisturs... that's gotta count for something. Ed is Extreme!

Fuck ya! Wrestling - only postmodern sport in North America.

A better modification to flukes is to leave them at home...

To poost.

I dunno, chain gangs for women sounds hott

"I think it's disgusting," Sheriff Joe Arpaio said. "I think of Ghandi who said you judge the morality of a country by the way they treat their animals. . . . I do look at (bestiality) as some type of animal cruelty." Same Sheriff Joe: Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail": He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination. He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs. He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back." He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place. More on the Arizona Sheriff: With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts. On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before. Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks. "It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year. "It's inhumane." Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Arte you gonna sleep in your bike? Better bring a recumbent.

Quotes "Just when they think they know all the answers, I change the questions." "Real men wear skirts." "You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!" "I am your reality check!" "I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair!" "I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me." "I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am." "Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well how does it feel to get beat by a woman?" "I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark!" "Your stupidity is something you're born with."

So after the birthing experience could he walk normally or was he all bowlegged?