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Dat is all da peoples ned ta know.

What about Princeton Tec rOlypoly? They sponsor Ed Veisturs... that's gotta count for something. Ed is Extreme!

Fuck ya! Wrestling - only postmodern sport in North America.

A better modification to flukes is to leave them at home...

To poost.

I dunno, chain gangs for women sounds hott

"I think it's disgusting," Sheriff Joe Arpaio said. "I think of Ghandi who said you judge the morality of a country by the way they treat their animals. . . . I do look at (bestiality) as some type of animal cruelty." Same Sheriff Joe: Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail": He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination. He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs. He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back." He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place. More on the Arizona Sheriff: With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts. On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before. Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks. "It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year. "It's inhumane." Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Arte you gonna sleep in your bike? Better bring a recumbent.

Quotes "Just when they think they know all the answers, I change the questions." "Real men wear skirts." "You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!" "I am your reality check!" "I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair!" "I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me." "I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am." "Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well how does it feel to get beat by a woman?" "I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark!" "Your stupidity is something you're born with."

So after the birthing experience could he walk normally or was he all bowlegged?

Kevin Spacey?

$62.50 a night? That's more than my accomodation budget fo the whole 2 week trip to Red Rocks?

the number is equal to the alcohol content of the strongest beer you drink. thats why mormons can only climb 3.2

A mattress from NASA? Why would an astronaut need a mattress while in space? they simulate zero gravity while on earth. you'll feel like you're floating!

I'm an addict man! Society made me what I am today.... Can I get a prescription for some red wine?

If you're going to the Darrans bring an umbrella... man I was there for 21 days and it stopped raining for a total of 4 and no more than 12 hours in a row. Hike in to Phils Bivy, 3 days of rain, wade out... repeat.

I heard somewhere that most pedophiles are anti-abortion because they want there to be many orphanages and seminaries full of unwanted children.... discuss.

don't buy it. then there will be nothing to eat at home but healthy food like horsecock and nuts .

Factor 2!!!!

!! Maybe a Simmons mattress?

Dude, I've got you! Send it brah!

"Safe runout" is an oxymoron.

They cut down all the forests for sheep pasture.

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