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Is being under 103 posts worthy of respect? Hell Yeah! EDIT: oops

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what did you buy me for my prsent?

You are doomed. Our highly scientific test reveals you barely qualify for Velma from Scooby-Doo. At least you might get to see girl-on-girl action.

Transformers vs Gobots!

who'd win in a fight or who's hotter

What about A bear holding up a shark?

So Mighty Orbots vs. Gobots then? Probably Gobots cause Tonka held the copyright and Orbots infringed it.

Try setting one up and then get back to us. hey fuck you too pantywaist, now answer my question!

Back to original post - how will using sliding X and clove hitch prevent extension? When piece blows, slack will still pull through sliding X, resulting in extension. 2 pages debating meaningless question!

It all makes sense. After I lick the toad, the toad explode. tHy have recieved the ultimate honor and life is not longer worth to live!

G-force vs. Jem?

Hello nodder This is nothing new I made ascent of Fantasy Ridge in 1994 playing handheld Pac Man with LED display but did not bother to report it because I thought for sure had been done already. Thank you for allow avatar to post.

Dru has avatars? Does that mean he really has like 30,000 posts?

your inbox is full dumbkopf! no wonder no one can reply to your pms

Are avatars a type of Nodder?

he still won't nod i have tried EVERYTHING

A riddle! All nodders are avatars But not all avatars are nodders. And what about otters? Are they bee-hadd?

Hello Nodders! How to become Nodderator? If there is no top to snuggle otter one be faster? And if TheOtter is to become girl will she be TheHotter? Oh mon dieu!

The more I post, the less my score is worth. I can't believe it! Cock a doodle doo.

Climb: Inspiration Peek --North Face (3rd Assent) Date of Climb: 8/16/2004 Trip Report: Dumpster Diverr and I climbed the North Face of Inspiration this weekend to beat the lightning. Mikkel_layton descibes it in his other trip report as, "extreme," and, terrifiying," and "unrepeated" so that sounded like a nice adventure to us to do. It is a 500 meters face of Gneiss with some granite enshrinned in the mix. It didn't have ice like the 1st ascent which was climbed by Russian and Lithyanean climber on exchange visit. But nonetheless we took leashells tool and monopoint crampons to try and climb in drytool (d-climbing) style. So Dumpster D. and I decided to all go up as a group with some nice girls we had met at the Exit-38 a week earelier who said they was wanted to climbs mountains and could we show them how. They were going to hike around and climb some Little Mac or somethings. These gals were a riot and cooked up nice meals for Dumpstter and me after our climbs. Couldn't think of a better, funnier, prettier, adventurous, hott, group of galss to spend some serious mountains-time with. There names are Amber and Daisy, do you know of thems? It was almost a re-creation of the 1977 lithuanian exchange team with Bertuulius when they all went in and did northface Inspiratean. This was good route to do 3rd-ascent of. The granite gneioss is like Alps rock but not so smooth and monobloc, there are many good edgfes for drytool. And we placed several good bolts to help with repeat ascents. The hike in was wery chill, except in sun where I sweat out every ounce of water and sweatting. Dark yelloow came out when I had to take piss, this is not good but it makes me lighter and lighht is fast. We camped at col above Azure Lake (awesume view into the lake and can piss down into lake!). I was wide awake at 2am, an hour after alarm. I guess the other oness were too concidering we were all sharing tent and two sleeping bags. Girls werre making us espresso and cakes, we ate quickly not talkings much for today was to be hard-and long-climbing We hiked the ridge to the notch right of Little Mac spire and did single rope rap into the steep snow, downclimbed all way below that following trail of bamboo wands Layton-expedition must have used . Lots of soft and easy ice. I had leasghless tools. DDiver had brought a leash but i made him cut-it off as our ascent was to be free, and redpoint. We worried some when clouds in the socked in lower valleys rose from the sun-rise and totally fogged out the downclimbing but no lightnings was heard. Luckily the fogs floated by the base of the N.Face of McMillian. Daisy and Amber left for make it quickly to their route, the Lttle Mac of Spire. DDiver and I headed over to our route. The "going home" to the actual climb took 3 hours of climbing walking and abseiling. Dumpster and I pieced together a route on a face with very obvious line for most part. We knew we were on the right track when we found a bail sling and Neutrino which might belong to Layten or to Eric Lunger, please PM for story and I will return. DDiver wanted to cheat and use hands but I made him to use tool only for keeping a cool lead head on steep pitches. I don't know if I spoke aloud or kept it to myself, but I'm pretty sure I whispered that thisd route was very solid and well protected for dry tooling with all bolts, is great to find! Climbing was to D5 (N.Am) or UIAA V/V+. We rappel then the south face with our lead rope and a ball of twine. Yes, cord gots stucken in cracks on the raps and it was very steepify. We used all nice webbing rap stations with one bolt placed at every good stance and chain. After few hanging-abseil we were on the upper glacier. Then we did some more similar dowenclimbing on ice again for second time. I think my hand was some sore from holding grip of Ergos so much. Also we dropped down a lot, traversed slabs of the terror-basin, climbed below the s.face of McMillion spires to the ridge and followed it to tent where girls was waiting. The descent took 4 hours. As the fog came back earlier (it fogged over every night) we would call out to girls and they would yell back where tent and was. All told it was a 13 hour day of fast movement and constant concentration on making redpoint. We were never out of food that day, however, and I was totally confident in that we make first free drytool of this face. Girls were "asleep" when we got to the camp. They had fun on their climb, but I don't think were totally impressed with their route as was too short and eassy or so?. Our route was good and high fun. I rate it TD/TDsup. It was full on alpine Love Parade. Girls gave soothing massage anbd we went early into tent that night after red-wine and good dinner while seeing meteor. The next day we fixed pack up camp and hiked out in the thunderstorm with lightnings descending above from sun. All was wet and good not to have on climb day. I amnot taking camera to lighten. DDiver may having some picture. Gear Notes: Leashless tool and monopoint crampon Approach Notes: As for other report on Pickets range.

who is this annabelle?

A lot of boulderees are hippy like creatures who go out in the beuutiful forest, hug the rock and think they are green! But despite the dope smokiing WHO is worse - loggers or boulderers??? You see I went to this Zekes Wall bouldering and was shocked. The clearcut from last year already has new trees planted and growing but I saw there bouldeers with wire brush scraping and destroying moss and lichens that were hundred to thousands of year old. This green living carpet will not so quickly grow back. Also this issue of shitting in the woods, running around and eroding the ground with pads or digging out soils to make cave for sit start. In my home (europe) Meschia and now areas in Germany and Swiss are being closed permanently because of environmental distruction caused by bolderers. You are all so suck and should be embarrased of way you treat your Mother Earth!

gritty stone, in the best queen's english tradition in america there are offwidths and climbers who climb them in europe we will fill these in with cement - horrible things in england they don't know how to climb them but climb them anyways

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