G-spotter

-- JosephH in the NYT. So what did you actually say J? hey einsteins did you ever stop to wonder if the increasing numbers of climbers in gyms, and decreasing number of climbers in the backcountry and on rainier, are connected

hey how come those mounties aren't wearing the 10 essentials? (helmet, shorts, polypro etc)

you make this shit up off of the top of your deformed head, and you even tell ppl damn screwed up lies. you call this shit factual? damnit you probably have no fuckin idea what a shuriken is. ninjas don't flip out. they dont play guitars. they dont use crap like lasers. you have no idea what a pirate is. go look it up in a fuckin book, i mean a REAL book. how the hell can you publish this sort of shit? ninjas CANT FLY. they CANT USE MAGIC. they dont kill whoever they want.

wikipedia sez you can face either way, facing away is less common... do they make one that shoots out fluffy powder snow instead of water, for the skiers?

not a lot of trees to cut down for TP in the desert?

i dont think you need to worry too much about the glacier in may or june...

when's beth due

so the final was 8-6, looks like a hermaphrodite

there's a massive granite boulder at renton, in this canyon near the school...

No one mentioned with snow?

did you know if you record the words "jesus loves you" and play it backwards it sounds like "we smell sausage"?

Chicago The trams make a noise like doughnut batter dropped in oil. In the prairie there's a cowboy: He bursts the stars with revolver shots to eternalize the birth of his son. Hidden behind a carob tree he sleeps the pirate of the forgotten savanna in a novel by Gustave Aymard. In the Chicago prison there's a consumptive assassin three women with white hands with enamel eyes a doctor with tortoise shell glasses a clergyman shaved with a star razor nurse him Courage! said the three women with white hands Courage! said the doctor with tortoise shell glasses Tomorrow he can get up Courage repeated the clergyman shaved with the star razor Tomorrow he can get up and when he can get up he’ll be taken to get himself electrocuted.

8-0 now 8-0 looks like some type of smiley, not a score. 8o) 8=D ;-0 (.)(.)

Do I look like a beaver?

that's Dave Schuldt

Did someone say Mountaineers?

FORD = Found on Road, Dead

Mountaineers do it in clusterfucks

OK, but suppose every single American emigrated and was replaced by a Mexican. Would those Mexicans assume the debt along with the territory?

yeah but that's 3 billion not three trillion. three trillion would be $10,060 each. thats quite a bit of beer.

Beaver.

The otter? Oh my god!

youve heard of the "kitchen party", well this one will have the "crawlspace party". bring a ballgag.