G-spotter

get a room you two

Spraying is not a crime

Hello, wasn't that news last fall?

you don't need to order a mail order bride from eastern europe or the phillipines on the left coast, you can marry a desperate canadian or mexican

make it less filler more killer this time.

Is that a green and purple GoreTex one-piece??? Nothing else says "90s hardman" quite as suavely

OH MY GOD MOMMY IM SCARED! MAKE MORE LAWS! PUT A RIDER ON THE ANTI ALTIMETER BILL TO EXEMPT BUSH FROM WAR CRIMES CHARGES FOREVER! WHY DO YOU ALTIMETER OWNING BIATCHES HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? SELL YOUR ALTIMETER AND BUY A GUN AND SOME KY CAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WOULD LIKE YOU TO BEND OVER FOR FREEDOM!!1!!!1!

1 guy named John Scurlock to post photos of 100 other light bulbs that need changing

cc.com was sure cooler back in the old days. whatever happened to capt. caveman and trask and texplorer and dru and e-rock and erik?

6 of one halfsack of the other

...but not so on Rainier or in NCNP....where user days are decreasing. Didn't you get the memo? More room for the to roam.

but it sux when all the routes you want to do at index or midnite or squamish are overgrown with moss cause not enough ppl climb them to keep them clean

how about oly pukes in a cup and holds it out to you as you run by?

big

um, edges well but not stiff? shoes edge well when they are stiff. try the anasazi pink lace-up

so the guy in white shirt and dark pants, facing away from the camera up top....sure looks like he's takin a whiz up there!

prunes!

brokeback mountain meets rodeo clown look is a fashion?

all gym climbs are bouldering, even the ones they make you rope up for

I prefer others to toot my trombone. i prefer tulips on my organ to a rose on my piano

i wear track pants and a rayon hawaiian shirt with dragons on it

the only cutesy buttons are peyote buttons

Fur is cruel seal clubber!

i hope the power goes out, and you have to improvise with shadow puppets projected onto the screen by tikka-light