G-spotter

I can't believe that someone said Dan_H should be banned just because he said his favorite pie was "Hair pie". That person must be a Dog Hater and Speed Climb Faker.

Will they get trolls out of my VW Bug?

I see some synergies here....

Yeh... Rudy is the only guy out there for whom a fart and a brain fart are indistinguishable!

Rudy, Hot Carls for breakfast is an American thing.

You could put it back in the package.

You need 'The Man With The Big Mouth' in there: "Ow! My lungs!" "HANTAVIRUS'D!"

At least it's leashless. Leashes are aid.

Did you notice he has a toilet seat around his neck too?

Same ridge Add a couple days for the WA side approach.

That must be hard to wipe with.

RuMR HARDCORE KITTY P0RN GIANT TITS OMFG!

I made a new sit-start to breakfast.

That would be so gay!

silly nodder!

But your treble is turned to 11.

three minutes. no good. listen...it was 3 minutes and 5 SECONDS!!! don't forget the 5 seconds!!!!!!! I am afraid all the seconds were utterly forgettable. I don't even remember what we're talking about. those 5 seconds were unbelievable!!! At least based on how you were screamin'...were you faking?? I just hate that.... 5 sloppy seconds

Bill, who the fuck would buy hexes and tube chocks in Europe anyway?

But how would you deal with a whole year with only 20 Saturdays?

280 crowded routes at Smith. With best Bivis marked on Super Slab descent for Gary. When is the SuperTaco guide coming out with the beta on which finger goes in which drill hole?

Fresh snow yesterday!

The best slab climbing in Washington is the one having the most fun.

"You are going to die and I get your gear. Motherfucker."

How was the Venison?

Farmed tuna?