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AID SIDEWAYS WITH BATHOOK-HOLE LADDER MADE BY TAPPING MY NUT TOOL INTO THE BLANK ROCK UNTIL ABLE TO ESCAPE OVERHANGING BLANKNESS. THEN FIND MY CREATOR AND KICK HIM IN DA NUTZ SO DAMN HARD

Don't forget to pretend to the media that you are Jewish. That way you cover both bases.

Or the approach to the hut in the Bugaboos... Hell on the backside of the Chief

You could sell him as a living wineskin to Dean Potter

Defying Gravity does not equal Beyond Gravity Even the rainbow bends sickie

IIRC there's already a via ferrata with little chipped steps and concrete enhancements on the snow lake trail, below prussik

Yup I heard it slid sometime last week during the hot weather - before September 3rd.

when you start projectile vomiting and/or shitting yourself from teh fear, use the momentum to push you into the wall.

If you play mind games, play to win, place or show.

Mitty wants to burn it with cold fusion Solid mormon science from Utah http://boingboing.net/2012/09/06/179832.html

OSBOURNE COX!!!!!

New Stars album out.

Saw this on UKClimbing. Although it applies to via ferrata safety equipment, it looks like the problem would also apply to elasticised ice tool tethers, although compared to ferrata lanyards, which are the belay if you fall, it's rarer or unlikely that those would be in the sole position of stopping a fatal fall (unless you are in the position of using your tethers as body belays while soloing, for instance) http://www.ukclimbing.com/news/item.php?id=67412

Kbone's brain is a lithium-argon plasma (LiAr)

maybe he could chug a couple shots of the K-Y cooling lotion as a chaser

Poop in a Sitz-bath tub full of milk.

HEYYYY SEXY LADIES

teh syrup must flow

Gangnam Style is so last week, Jay.

Word is it was spitting big scary chunks all day last weekend, especially at 7 AM when the sun first hits it. North Slesse Glacier (on the right) has shrunk considerably and you can reportedly run over to the buttress direct start from the Crossover pass trail and only be below the NSG for about 5 to 10 minutes and only on snow for 5 minutes.

Front load washing machine with wash-cycle or dryer-cycle DWR. That's what arcTeryx uses.

Just a little patch bottom center-left.

Real astro-science for Ivan: giant clouds of alcohol 288 billion miles across http://phys.org/news63346824.html

Jeezus Kee-rist no wonder Cmac was begging for proofreaders on de Supertaco.