G-spotter

Bagging on Climbing Mag has been popular for years but I think the last two years have been pretty good. It's way better than R+I.

Better yet, drop some pellets of sodium into a giant bottle of Diet Coke and put the video on YouTube.

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There's some interesting analysis on Alpinist.com It also notes that with being owned (pwned?) by Urban Climber, Climbing might not feel as much pressure to compete for the "youth market" now. Good point I think. They won't want Climbing to compete with UC so they'll probably focus more on longer attention spans, trad, alpine, that kind of thing.

Gripped is getting bigger. They switched from staples to flat binding this month.

bukkake and hentai are Japanese words

Hey buddy, snort a tall cool glass of chloride too while you're at it. Then never eat TABLE SALT again!

I ride a pony.

I don't think so, "She" would've put men's dicks on their chins. I thought your dick WAS on your chin! you are thinking of my balls

GM sucks dude, get real. For the last 20 years the American car makers believed that they could make any shit sell through marketing. Meanwhile the Japanese made quality cars. Now that no one with more than two teeth will buy an American car, you cry to Mommy? Fuck that. Every North American carmaker deserves to go bankrupt. And the "Big Three" CEOs should be hanged, burned, pitchforked and mutilated.

Dude Bone None of the pitches is three-star, and it goes to second summit, not the highest summit. Hyperbole won't help. It's fun cumulatively. The first and last pitches and a couple of others are decent climbing but some of them are just connection pitches. It runs with water in the spring time and some parts get dirty from that.

green speedoes are definitely aid

It's a fun moderate day out where you climb lots of pitches, and the last pitch is the crux. Bagging on the UE is like bagging on Royal Arches in Yos.

now androids... leashed when you want and if you want to go leashless just unclip best of both worlds

you see thgese guys climbing with leasheless tools in the alpine and they have to use umbilicals. talk about and clusterfucked.

I'm more concerned about CBS only climbing 17 pitches in a day. That sounds like a bivy epic coming up.

He got banned

4 years ago anyways

the whole "leashes are aid" troll is so 5 years ago.

STFU!

don't forget to bring a couple extra pairs!

Think it did, it was in Climbing mag or something back in the spring.

I'm not saying that I'm anything like Houlding but what he said about just having a good day out climbing with Bonners, I think will ring true for any of us PNW types who climb with Fred. Except that you probably don't have to yell so loud if you climb with Sir CB

swallow

Short article in the IoS. http://news.independent.co.uk/people/profiles/article2125242.ece