G-spotter

Actually, pretty much everything was dry. Smoke Bluff Wall, Ronin's etc. It had dried out quite a bit since last Saturday.

What happens if the cat rubs up against a metal chair or something though. You might get a fried cat and a laughing dog.

Yeah, I have heard that in America the drugs that are commonly abused these days are prescription drugs. Another difference between USA and Canada. You guys are knocking back Vicodin and Oxycontin and we're

So what grade would you call that Don? Since it only has 10 meters of vertical, maybe you and Graham would give it 3+/4-?

There's a reason Canadians call them "chocolate bars" while Americans call them "candy bars". It's because most American junkbars have little, if any, chocolate in them.

purty

no, everything in the bluffs

I don't think we will deal for kevboner or pink. I think you will have to send them to the minors. Maybe even the Iron League or the ECHL.

We can trade one Smartie for three or four times as many Chinese as Americans. That's globalization for you.

What Smarties? You don't have any.

Maybe you have to have M&Ms instead of Smarties because you aren't very smart? That would explain a lot.

i know your mom was only sober when her welfare checks ran out, but what does that have to do with Smarties?

1) No metric system 2) No Smarties I know there is something called Smarties in the US, but not real ones. Explain? Are these two things linked?

Both of your mamas were drunk throughout their pregnancies, and it affects your spray accordingly.

On the other hand if you ever want to hammer something, good luck with the Nomics.

yeah. we should have complained that we didn't sleep all night and then have driven home without even hiking, right J

What did you climb? everything.

Trip: Chilliwack Valley - Bah, another failure Date: 2/3/2007 Trip Report: jmace and I left Chilliwhacked at 1 AM. postholed up a logging road for several hours by headlamp. turned around when the snow under the breakable crust was consistently kneedeep and we could just barely see our objective off in the distance postholed back down to the truck at sunrise drove back here, short bivi then a giant loggers breakfast in the greasy spoon and it's raining now as a warm front came in. so much for the weather window Gear Notes: carried small rack for 13km round trip. headlamp no snowshoes Approach Notes: postholes. should have had snowshoes but didn't want to carry-over. park next to burned out car wreck. no paper plates at this time of year

if they could roast coffee beans until all that was left was a black ash and then make coffee by trickling very hot water over the ash i would drink it by preference

gonna be hideously warm and wet all this week highs of +13c and raining

tim ho's does not serve coffee they serve SWILL

no but i had a crampon stuck in my pants leg

"Dictatorships foster oppression, dictatorships foster servitude, dictatorships foster cruelty; more abominable is the fact that they foster idiocy." "Is there an E in Potatoe in Russia, too?"

i think it's better not to fall. i did self-arrest with a quark once on solid water ice just by taking a big fucking swing overhand at a passing bush as i slid by. it worked.

it's easy to roll when you are short and round, though