G-spotter

I don't see a lot of difference between texting your friends or posting spray about it in cc.com or even reporting it on the news. Same message different mediums. I dont think you are any different or any better than the other spectators. The only thing I see different is that they are texting "OMG I JST SAW A DED BODY" and you are saying "Oh my god I just saw people looking at a dead body. They are horrible and I'm not." I think if you cut out the bullshit about how bad they are and recognized that you were there lookin' at a dead body too, and that now you are telling other people about it just like them, maybe you'd see less of a false or moralistic difference between you and them. There's a pointing finger you've put in the way that is hiding you from seing yourself as part of the same crowd. Maybe the only way you can deal with the dead body, the fact that someone died, is to separate yourself from the crowd, but maybe everyone else that was there is doing exactly the same thing? Maybe you're a bit horrible but maybe they aren't so horible as you are making them out to be. No?

Instead, people were running home so they could be the first to post a moralistic essay to cc.com about the incident?

liberty ridge omg hi2u ur teh awesum 4 climbering taht!

OMG BOOTY! Did you find a Neutrino up there? Maybe sum windshirts? Where is the picture of the cornice tunnel sickness?

It's all about the gut ecosystem. 90% of the DNA in your body volume is bacteria. If you eat a shitty diet and use a ton of antibiotics (or meat fed same) all you are left with is the bad ones and you end up fattening up.

you dated a guy with a beard?????

I read somewhere about the theoretical probablility of an F6, which would be self-sustaining and would last for years, sort of like an earth size version of the Red Spot on Jupiter. Wouldn't it suck if you had been relocated to Kansas from New Orleans after the katrina flood.

It's the most compelling EPIC posted on cc.com yet this week

teh system is fully down now but I got out my laptop an moved around the office until i found open access WiFi from neighbour office

With the big cornices, it will probably be better in a couple weeks than right now anway.

see, i'm so desperate i even read this thread that sounds more Lebanese than Afghan

the fat virus is contagious please don't come to squamish

just once so far

linky link won't open

Speed is safety. Sewing up a crack is slow. Therefore it is unsafe. placing a lot of nutz

Can Predator drones do cavity searches?

is five feet tall = cute?

no

no. totally serious. teh system is down except for cc.com

does kurt's CBP hat stand for "crazy bob polish"

The tech guy is here switching over our server and replumbing our system of tubes. Right now cc.com is teh only site on the whole Interweb that will load. Be more funny. I need a fix.

I'm certain it would have been hidden down a pant leg by the time you got to the border. Just in case that cute girl was working the PeaceArch again.

yes, your mass is considerable

i'm pretty sure you can get muffy to jump out of the cake but you're going to have to use some trickery and strategery to get arch into a cheerleader outfit. Do you think if we get him blasted drunk he'd do it???? I don't know Arch well enough to know if he'll come out (manifest) under those conditions. how big is the closet?