G-spotter

i'm not wondering that at all. Falwell blamed 9/11 on gays and lesbians. no love for hater. better off dead.

news dot com dot com?

out of rubber?

Yeah, you might lose yer head trying to do that! Actually, I do understand that age is a state of mind. My dad is a amazing example! The bastard is 63 years old, and still climbs every freaking weekend. He also summited Rainier a couple years ago in (almost) fantastic style. Granted, he has slowed down in the mountains these past few years, but he seems to have more energy than anyone else I know. Its just strange. Moving closer to the mid 20's.... I mean, C'mon, my whole life I've been a kid. And now I'm not, but still not quite grown up either. Everyone I talk to says the early 20's are some of the wierdest years...... and thats certainly my experience! The first time I summited Adams, one of the guys I was with was 82. On my first ice climb, my rope partner was 65. Don't mean sheit. Does it mean youth of today will not climb with you?

unless you are a babboon or something

in the bigger sizes flex is useless

"One Green Bottle"

There's no rule stating you can't look like an asshole if you want to. Go right ahead. we're just telling you how we will judge you if you do. It's all about Style.

this wouldn't have happened on the all-cabbage diet

don't dogs have 7 birthdays a year?

Oly, I am certain that there are plenty of bears with an interest in boys under 30

the reason they don't make bigger Zeros is because the Tech Friend that is the same size works just as well

youtube is your website? wow!

I skiied with my Koflach Verticals and it's ok for approaching climb, but sucky for touring (blisters)

OMG a via ferrata in the Cascades... cue Dwayner outrage

are you going to sprinkle the pubes in with the grounds before you make coffee for your co-workers?

jeez the politicization of the us armed forces has really accellerated under Bush, now she has to have her political affiliation prnted right under her name on her shirt?

how old are you, old man? do you remember ww2?

duct tape!?

if the diasy goes arond the waist it should sit well above the gear loops which are below the waist

spendsday?

did you take the coffee cup out of the cupholder and put a cd in it?

Must have been that bad meth Pastor Ted gave him.

camas bulbs.