G-spotter

Mike's moving away so he can reinvent himself with a new life as a woman.

With all the good ice out there, if you end up climbing on a roadcut, something is wrong.

And you're late already, too.

you aren't gonna find anything in SLC but Mormons

Bunnies are tasty, though!

The world will not be destroyed until Bollywood 30-minute closing number has finished. Dance, sing.

Bacon can't kick Chuck Norris' ass.

2 of the worst choices although people get them to work. For TR I'd rather just drop a knotted rope and clip it as I climb. I hate all that stuff. But in order of likeability or not as much hate: Soloist (ROUTE DEPENDANT) Silent Partner Edelrid Eddy tie with Modified Grigri and knotted rope. (I think that Joseph likes the Eddy best for leading BTW) The Ushba shouldn't be on the list. We are talking about TRing. Your choices are either overkill or dumb. I have been using the Ushba for 8 years now and it is simple and works like a dream

i'm hiring porter to script a new postbot for me.

MiniTraxion or Ushba Basic.

Genetically, once you stop reproducing your life is over anyway.

Anyways, they're better than Ernie:

Mukmuk!

FACT: Hunter-gatherers enjoy the most free/leisure time of any human societies. Therefore, modern society appears to be a vast labour-inducing device.

Central heating. Think of all the wood you don't have to chop to stay warm!

Yeah, a sled might be the way to go today.

That's it - next time I'm persuading her to draw the blinds. I don't want you staring at my ass.

you're thinking of chlorine byproducts, maybe.

It's just like the Elbesandstein but without the steepness or ethics.

pics?

Yeah. Some people sure have trouble finding it. I think there are good directions on mountainproject.com

Didja see that the mascots have a mascot themselves? Muk-muk the marmot

I meant on my car, not on the mountains.