G-spotter

Next you'll be saying he tilts his photos to make slabs look vertical!

Pwned

Isn't it "Am I Evil" and "Little Indian Princess" or something like that?

SHOOP DA WOOP!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7623771.stm

Little Chinese guy's about to work the sitstart!

this is a great TR with some excellent photos too.

Guy on the left: "Does this tent make my ass look big?"

Unless you go to MEC

The Mountain Hardware Cafeteria. The more you eat there the less you'll have to leave biners behind on hard redpoints, Jens.

Private enterprise at its finest - when times are good I make money, when times are bad you, the taxpayer, take the loss! Remember how Bush Sr. pulled the same shit in the Savings and Loan collapse in the 80s?

It's like a sleeping bag wormfight without the bags

All of them are fun to ride but none of them are things you'd tell your friends you'd ridden.

If it's a route at 38 shouldn't it have BLTs and not Bolts? (cue Dwayner with the sammich roadcut pic)

How is a fat girl like a moped and Infinite Bliss?

It's probably pretty similar to most of the pics you already have of kevbone...

You weren't even registered when E-rock's friends posted up his gay cowboy collection

If the point of the wedge was in the center of the pie, that would be true. But it's slightly off-center. Hence it could be exactly 1/4, or even slightly less. You should have used 1/6, then you'd be correct.

Palin's Yahoo acc't got pwned by Anonymous.

I wonder why the dwarf isn't looking up, though.

They don't have devils club on the Alberta side of the Rockies. It can't stand the Albertans.

Of old was the age | when Ymir lived; Sea nor cool waves | nor sand there were; Earth had not been, | nor heaven above, But a yawning gap, | and grass nowhere. 4. Then Bur's sons lifted | the level land, Mithgarth the mighty | there they made; The sun from the south | warmed the stones of earth, And green was the ground | with growing leeks. 5. The sun, the sister | of the moon, from the south Her right hand cast | over heaven's rim; No knowledge she had | where her home should be, The moon knew not | what might was his, The stars knew not | where their stations were.

BTW The pros in Squamish use a power washer for crag cleaning nowadays as evidenced by Chuck Chuck or some of JH's new routes around Murrin. Carry some empty barrels up to the top of the crag, let rain fill them up and there's your water source. Powdered zinc and bleach applications are also good methods of preventing cleaned pitches, but especially boulder problems from growing back over the wet/unclimbable winter months.

Not all wirebrushes are created equal. One of the wooden jobs with the bristles wedged in holes drilled in the wood, and a scraper on the back, will last for about 20m of scrubbing in Squamish or 15m in the Valley where the crags are mossier. The bristles progressively come out at the tip and work backwards from there so halfway through the lifespan of the brush you have to hacksaw off the de-bristled end and chuck it On the other hand there are these excellent wirebrushes you can find at a few professional carpenter/contractor stores, (not your joe average weekend warrior/homeowner stores) that have a plastic grip and a metal bar with the bristles crimped in. The bristles DO NOT COME OUT of these ones. They do gradually get worn down but you can get 10 pitches or more out of a single brush. Kris Wild famously cleaned the whole of Millenium Falcon with just one of these "magic brushes". Hell ya! I found a store that sells them and bought four... so far I've destroyed one and have three left.