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  1. Just find an area with boulders too small for sit-starts and pound the fuck out of them. Any granite talus pile should have some nailable cracks somewhere.
  2. Girls like the Cirque.... click me
  3. Elephantiasis of the buttocks?
  4. I remember the Boreal rubber test in which Lynn Hill and Jerry Moffatt both claimed that the purple shoe rubber climbed way better than the green shoe rubber (despite both colours of shoe having the same rubber).
  5. That couloir on the right looks like it would go too this year...
  6. Lots of freshiez.
  7. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  8. G-spotter

    OMFG

    And not a 10 lb. ass baby after a night of cigarettes, cheeseburgers and whiskey either
  9. G-spotter

    OMFG

    Jordop had a baby!!!
  10. "Close" in this case means about 200m away from, but on the upper East Ridge while the Pi Pillar itself is on the North Ridge. Going further up the gully is apparently real good fun under winter conditions, it is so good it is credited with two separate first ascents, one by Serl et al in 81? in the Fairley guide and one by de Jong et al 86 in the Beckey guide - same route though, Rexford SE Couloir
  11. OMG softcore pr0n 8D Didn't understand Bill's first sentence, huh Dru? Give the funnymaking a rest, and support the gal. Seriously, I've never a read a romance novel, either, but I'm already up to Chapter 7. And my book is signed and has a special dedication from Mel, so there, you wankers! BTW, Mel said the inspiration for Jake came from me. I'd have to say YOU don't get it. The line between "romance novels" and "erotica" is itself a fiction. I was trapped in a logging camp in Northern BC for a week once with only a shelf of "romance novels" to read and there's more descriptions of fucking in your average "romance novel" than there is in the average Penthouse Letters. But they use more highfalutin' language in the novels.
  12. OMG softcore pr0n 8D
  13. Ummmm because that's where it got put when the line went up?
  14. Your ballot was invalid! No it wasn't! Yes it was! Cadidate A vs Candidate B - machine recounts unable to produce repeatable results even when fed exactly the same ballots. They might as well use roulette wheels or the entrails of pigs to try and figure out who won Talk about incompetent!
  15. Alpinmixed conditions should be near perfect, don't expect any ice worth swinging at though.
  16. Well, your mom thinks I'm good in bed!
  17. If Rudy was a bit taller, he'd make a good bouldering mat
  18. Get a fabber and some bronze-infused iron powder and print your own!
  19. 5? Lynn Lynn in a day Scott Burke * Great Roof Tr only Beth and Tommy Tommy in a day dual with Salathe
  20. Yuji and Hans are gonna be trying for the next speed record just before Chris gets on it, maybe they'll leave some cams for him. But since Chris was taking 100 foot whips regularly at Clark Mountain he can probably just cruze it out with 1-2 pieces a pitch right
  21. Dude it looks like he just finished droppin a load into the moat in pic 1. And pic 2 is SUMO TIME!
  22. Widest in the middle?
  23. That's not a seal.
  24. Right, because everyone knows sport climbers can't climb trad!
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