G-spotter

Just the first pitch?

BBC News yesterday, covering Palin. You can find it on their website. Teenager is less than or equal to 19. Hence teen pregnancy = pregnant teenager.

KKKKK, are you saying that the 30% pregnancy rate of Us teens can be blamed purely on poor quality control of Chinese-made condoms and pills? OMG!

How many billions of dollars spent, when you can buy a goat for a couple hundred. The New Robotic Borax Mule Train.

30% of American females get pregnant before they reach the age of 20

When there are multiple chickens in one cage, and you take the one chicken that lays the most eggs and choose those eggs to start thye next generation with, in 6 generations you get a hyperaggressive chicken that attacks any other chickens in the cage, and egg production plummets. But when you choose the eggs of ALL the chickens in the cage of the chicken that lays the most eggs, in 6 generations you get peaceful, docile chickens and 160% greater egg production. So anyways. Chicken tastes good. Egg tastes good. And don't bring a pigeon to a cock fight.

Ya, once you're a gunshot eunuch you won't have anything left to worry about.

Even if it won't spin you can take it to a forensic data recovery place and get it extracted and manually spun.

It's one thing to expect some group like the Mounties to move an unoccupied top rope out of the way so's RuMR can siege Classic Crack, and an entirely different thing to expect that when a group of 4 or 5 is in the active process of all climbing some route, that they should stop in the middle and let some old farts queue-jump just because they have some hexes on their harness. Heh - there is no bolted anchor on top of Penny Lane btw. The whole thing is a red herring anyways because the Smoke Bluffs on a long weekend are a gong show outdoor gym and if you go there expecting to be able to lead anything you want on demand your head is packed full of horse shit and you are a certified retard.

There is no spoon.

Yeah and the roads link up too.

do you close your eyes when you walk by Kangaroo Corner?

That's pure BS!! no, it is a simple statement of karma.

Did you shoot it off?

But it was close enough to the truth to be valid anyway.

Anyone who climbs in the Smoke Bluffs on a long weekend deserves whatever they experience.

But it's true for trucks too.

It isn't a joke. The guidebook is wrong; that's where the second pitch of Cat Burglar goes. The photo you linked is the first pitch, below Saber.

Linky link The bigger the horn, the smaller the penis. Evolution proven!

Have you ever considered just lying on the ground, maybe in a WalMart parking lot, and pretending that gravity is south instead of down?

That makes Crap Crags look like clean rock.

Cat Burglar second pitch, 5.6 i remember that ring pin from '91

Sounds like a Jon Benet in the making. UNLESS she had Hello Kitty on there. Hello Kitty makes everything good.

it looks more like the desert gold roof to me!

It is entirely possible to climb in Squamish all weekend without being a herd mammal, and never have to wait in line.