Heinouscling

Another Smith weekend for me. Sent Bloodshot and came within a hang of sending Blackened. I'm satisfied. Next weekend at Smith should be interesting. With any luck, I'll be getting stinky ass drunk at the Kicken Access party Saturday night. Hopefully after having sent Blackened. -Heinous

So the question is, where is die.exe or die.bat? What is the purpose of such a program? -Heinous

This topic comes up every now and again when conversing with my non climbing friends and relatives. My life consists of basically two things, which is work and climbing. Friends and relatives ask me how I can spend so much time on only one hobby. I respond that I am not so sure that what I do can be considered just a hobby but rather a way of life. One could say that since I have a non-climbing related job, I am not truly experiencing the "climbing" way of life, if such a thing exists, which is what this topic is about. Maybe in a year, after I quit my job, which I am on track to do and climb even more (provided my body allows it) then maybe I will be experiencing the "climbing" way of life. So, my question is, when does something such as climbing become a way of life and when is it just a hobby? -Heinous

Scrimpson Hoy!!!!

BUMBLY CLIMBER: Stumbles behind a bush, pulls out the shlong, pricks the tip with a thorn, bellows out in pain and shits in pants instead of pissing, attempts to zip up pants but gets shlong caught in the zipper, stumbles back to crag, climbs rest of day in hot sun with pants full of shit and shlong hanging half out.

Back during my glacier slogging days, I once hooked up with this fella to do Glacier peak (Frostbite ridge). This fella was a safety inspector at Boeing. During the whole three day trip, this fella just rattled on non-stop about how important safety is. It wasn't about climbing safety that he rattled on about either. It was how to safely walk down the street or how to safely take a shower without slipping or how to safely take a shit without blowing a hemorhoid or how to safely pick your nose. You get the idea. To make matters worse, this guy had the stinkiest feet known to mankind and he farted non-stop. I admit, I've been guilty of farting while climbing but this guy farted constantly and I'm talking about those wet sounding farts that leave skid marks in the undies and stink to high heaven. Uuuug, I'm ready to head for the bathroom right now and wretch just thinking about it. -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by Ropegun2002: Smith Rock Weekend Seen - Beth Rodden scoping Rude Boys (looking quite hot I may add) Was Thomas anywhere to be seen? quote: Heard - "How'd that rope get up there?" Some wanker asking my wife about our rope hanging from Darkness at Noon. You should have said "A little birdy came along and grabbed it with its beak and flew up there, flapping its little wings oh so hard. The little birdy then ..." You get the idea. quote: Said - "I only place gear" Same wanker looking for trad only lines in the Dihedral area at Smith Rock. [ 09-16-2002, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: Heinouscling ]

Hey everybody! I heard there's a bunch of new multipitch sport climbs that have been bolted on El Cap. Is this for real? If so, I'm gonna head down there and climb them. -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: quote:Originally posted by Heinouscling: 2 Dude what up with the number tread ? Trying to see if cyberclimbers will post to anything? Dude the girls of Washington have been crying every since you left, I don't know if they miss you or found out you wern't really fixed Pretty bold of you to name yourself after a wicked hard climb at smith rox, you know you can't send it Yes, I am interested to know if CCers will post to anything and you have proven to me that they will. Which girls of Washington do you speak of? Yes, they may be crying but the girls of Portland are quite happy now. I'm getting closer to sending Heinous. I came within a rest of sending Bloodshot in Cocaine yesterday. I also attempted Ring Of Fire. Good God, that crux is a real slap in the face. If the climbing gods are with me, I hope to send Bloodshot next weekend and then soon I will feel ready to give a Heinous a shot. -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by daisy: Do you think I would look good in a burqa? I'm quite happy seeing women on the crags wearing tiny, little sports bras. Although, it would be sort of interesting to see one wearing a burqa. She might have trouble high stepping and stemming. -Heinous

Do you want your life dictated by islamic fundamentalists? If not, then the anti-war activists out there need to shut that fucking hole in their head called a mouth and realize that war is sometimes necessary to preserve a way of life. And yes, I did serve six years in the U.S. Navy and I did help to scoop up body parts off the USS Stark after it was hit by an Iraqi anti-ship missile back in 1987. -Heinous

Anybody going? Sounds like fun. http://www.smithrock.com/flash/kas.html -Heinous

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Stick his penis in a vice so just the very tip of it is peeking out and then slam down on it with a hammer. Yeooow!! Now that would hurt!!!! -Heinous

I saw a post on the net that, due to a weather anomaly, some of the climbs at Lillooet are forming up and climbers should head up there immediately to get on the ice while it lasts. Is this true? Should I drive up to Lillooet this weekend? -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: Smith Rox sucks, full of sporto wankers gumbys See you there this weekend I am going to climb lots of Ryan L routes that all the Rock cops have been talk'in smack about, I am going to be loud, joke around and have a good time ,like all the rest of the sporto's than I am going to around the campfire get wasted and make an of myself, It's what I do. Rich, You forgot to say something about taking a gander on all the sweet climbing babes in their hot, little, sports bras. -Heinous

Damn, I haven't posted to this site in months and wouldn't you know it, the first to respond to my post is cavey and dru. Don't you two have a life man? Do you two just like lurk on this site 24/7 anxiously waiting for any new posts to respond to?So how much does a bulletin board lurker get paid these days?

Its all relative. -Heinous quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: sounds fun, but why didn't you do any HARD stuff?

Fucking A Dru. You're still posting on this site? -Heinous

Ha! Sounds like a classic Canadian Rockies debacle. Mine are usually not so unusual. Mainly something to do with route finding or stuck rap ropes. Great Story! -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by trask: Wow Heinus, rock on dude. Incoherent tangents are your best friend. Is this because of that time when you shit an entire waffle iron out of your ass after shooting heroin at that Vegas brothel? Was that the only time you truly missed your mommy? Trask, I miss your mommy -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by DLunkman: Allison, It is at times like this that I am embarassed to be male. I am so sorry that you have been put through such classless abuse just for speaking your mind. Perhaps we could get together and talk about some constructive ways to better this site at some place free of the juvenille vulgarities displayed here. Not all of us are such disgraces to our gender. Perhaps over coffee somewhere? PM me if interested. This response is so fucking lame it cannot possibly be anything else but a troll. OK DLunkman, let us know if you get laid or not. I'm sure Allison is already hooked up (seeing as how 99% of all climbing gals are) but maybe if you buy her something really expensive and totally pander yourself to her, you might get a hug. -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by b-rock: Heinous you're a dumb fuck. Hmmm, lets see now, how should I respond to such an intelligent reply? Ah, I will respond with an equally intelligent statement "Hey b-rock, lick my sweaty nut sack!". OK, that was constructive. The world is a better place now. -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by oo9: Wow! anus cling, did ya have a bad day or did that Bobbit bitch whak off your testies? No, I'm having a great day actually. I got lots of work done and I got a quickie in the conference room during lunch. I just spoke my true mind, which is what this site is all about. Men are pigs and just want to get laid. Most wars were fought because some guy was trying to impress a woman so he could get laid. Everything a man does can be attributed to one thing ... THE DESIRE TO GET LAID!!!!! Admit it already, dudes. Say 10 times to yourself: "I'm a pig and just want to get laid""I'm a pig and just want to get laid""I'm a pig and just want to get laid""I'm a pig and just want to get laid""I'm a pig and just want to get laid""I'm a pig and just want to get laid""I'm a pig and just want to get laid""I'm a pig and just want to get laid""I'm a pig and just want to get laid""I'm a pig and just want to get laid" See, don't you feel better now? -Heinous