Heinouscling

quote: Originally posted by whillans: Just a word from an old man to you youth - dont get in an argument with a woman - you wont win. I hear ya whillans. Thats why I'm outta hear before the shit starts flyin. Also, I have visions of beer being thrown in my face at the festival. Oh, women can be so wicked! -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by daisy: Your comments objectify women as sex objects only, and then when I mention women do not find this treatment this attractive you tell me to chill out and have another drink. Thanks for proving my point, and have fun sleeping with your hand! Ah ha! You said "sex objects only". WRONG! Read my posts more carefully my sweet daisy. I said "one of the many advantages". As in "advantages", meaning more than one. Anyhow, I'm not going to get into a pissing match with you. I've dealt with your kind before and I can tell you that sleeping with my hand is much more attractive and exciting than sleeping with your kind. Even after I've wiped my ass with it. Ah shit. Now look what you've done. You've gone and raised my dander. I really am a peaceful and loving guy. If you do not agee with my statements, you are free to reply with your opinion but please do not start hurling insults. -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Maybe I should call my show Liquid Courage Aspirations. I seem to drum up all these climbs I want to do when I am drunk Ah yes, liquid courage and beer goggles. What you are handed after lots of . Hmm, I wonder how much smaller the world's population would be if alcohol had never been created. Is there such a thing as pot goggles? Dru? -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Can you believe when I went to the Rockies over Christmas, I left my camera at home. I am a stupid git! Too much weed no memory! I've always noticed the pictures that I take looked way more impressive in person. Also, how many pics of your partner's bum or head do you need? -Heinous

quote: Originally posted by daisy: Mr Cling this attitude is the reason you will be single till the day you die. Guys like you are the main reason porn sells so well. Oh daisy, please, lighten up. Are you telling me just because I get a fatty while watching a beautiful woman on television, that means I'm a dirty slob who keeps the porn industry in business? I never said anything about porn. I find most porn to be very boring and uncreative. I just said I got a fatty, is all. So I'm a healthy climber full of energy and testosterone. Big deal! I would hope that I am not alone in this regard. Otherwise, I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that have to pop a Viagra an hour before doing the big deed. Also, you are assuming that I am single. Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. When I run into you in person, I will let you know. If you are good looking then I am single, If you are butt ugly, then I am hooked up. OK already. Just joking. I'm actually not the bastard that I sound like, but I am easy going. So, back to the point. I was just saying that one of the many advantages to being married is having the opportunity to be intimate with a member of the opposite sex when the mood comes upon you. Provided your spouse is in the same frame of mind, of coarse. I mean no disrespect towards married folks. I almost got married myself once, believe it or not. ONCE! I believe marriage and climbing can coexist. Some of the replies I have read on this thread have convinced me of that. I was just pissed that my climbing partner got sucked into a trap and had to give up climbing. So daisy, chill out and -Heinous

Yes, I'm not saying marriage doesn't have its goodness. Like just last night when I'm watching this flick with Elizabeth Hurley in it and I'm sitting there with a full on fatty. I'm thinking "Man, it would be nice to have something warm and moist to empty my nuts into right now". Yea, I know theres much more goodness to marriage than just sex and I mean no disrespect. Too bad there arn't more gals out there that are into just sort of hooking up every now and again. That way all of the hard climbing hardmen of CC.com could keep climbing hard and still be able to empty their nuts every now and again. No disrepect to all of you hard climbing gals. I know there must be a few of you that are in the same dillema, eh? -Heinous

See, I warned you IceGirl. HORNY BASTARDS! Now, as for me, no need to worry my dear. For I am a perfect gentlemen. I only have one thing on my mind...CLIMBING! Now, are you going to respond to my reply about climbing ice this weekend or not? Were you serious or were you trolling? Are you a wannabe or a hard iceclimbing fem fatale? Either shit or get off the pot, otherwise, next time you post on this site for a partner, people will just laugh (although the usual horny bastards will probably respond). -Heinous

I'd be game.

Damn it! I'm pissed now man. Another partner just fell victim to the institution of marriage. He promised me his climbing would not be affected when he got married. I called him up the other day about getting on some ice and he told me "No dice". Now, I feel like I have a head full of lice (huh? that didn't make sense). Anyhow, I ran into him the other day and the damn mofo has already put on 20 pounds. Worse yet, he's joined the neighborhood bowling league. I shit you not. HE'S BOWLING FOR F*CK'S SAKE! Ok, in all seriousness, he really is bowling. His wife told him she would rather him take up a less risky hobby. Whats funny is he tells me that he is finding bowling to be just as much of a rush as climbing. I think he's in denial. Am I the only one this has happened to? And to all you married dudes, don't hammer on me man. I've nothing against marriage. I have a couple of partners married to cool climbing chicks. They don't climb together because they end up screaming at each other, but thats a topic for a different thread. I'm just getting tired of losing good partners.

Oh, you little fembot bitches need to shut your little pie holes and GET OUT AND DO SOME CLIMBING, DAMN IT!! DRINK BEER AND CLIMB!! CLIMB HARD, CLIMB GOOD, CLIMB LIKE YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD!! ARRRRRRRGH! I'M TIRED OF IT MAN! OK, ALREADY! THE MOUNTIES SUCK FAT PENIS! NOW GET UP TO LILLOOET AND CLIMB ICE I SAY TO YOU! Climb hard and climb good and then YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE GOD DAMN MOUNTIES! TO HELL WITH THOSE FUCKING WANKERS AND TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU! AAAAAAH, I'M FEELING REALLY VIOLENT RIGHT NOW MAN!!! I'M GONNA PUT THE HURT ON SOMEONE MAN!!! I need to

So when I first moved to Portland about 3 years ago, I checked out PRG and also a place that used to be called SportsNation in Tigard (now called ClubSport). I heard PRG got stuffy and crowded and I noticed its walls were a bit puny compared to SportsNation. I also heard a lot of snobby dickheads climb there (not everybody, of coarse). Then again, I heard SportsNation can fill up with little shit kids. I think the rates are comparable but SportsNation is a bit more at 68 bucks a month. A rip for me since I only climb there but it motivates me to climb a lot. So I went with SportsNation and climb there Tuesdays and Thursdays when it seems there are mostly climbers and less shits there. The route quality has improved dramatically over the last couple of years. I am also running into more and more PRG transplants. Hmmm, maybe PRG is sucking more and SportsNation is sucking less. -Heinous

There are two things that piss me off about these clubs. 1. They have a tendency to take over entire walls with their TRs. I.E. Phoenix Buttress at Smith. One can get around that by climbing hard. One usually does not run into clubbies on walls with no routes below 5.11. I have yet to run into clubbies in Cocaine Gully (no boasting intended). 2. They tend to stick their big noses into other peoples business and many of them feel the need to remind you about your supposed safety inadequacies such as the lack of a helmet or not using the official climbing commands. To that I just tell them to "Suck my fat one!". Now I also partially agree with Payaso's post. Some of you posers (I mean, posters) sound rather high and mighty and maybe a little snobbish. To you individuals I also say "Suck my fat one!". That is all. Oh, by the way. HeinousCling has arrived!!

You know you're going to end up with about 500 horny bastards responding to your post don't you? Lets see, I can probably bet a paycheck that Dru and/or Cpt Caveman will be the first (after me, of course). I go to Lillooet every other weekend. As a matter of fact, weekend after this coming weekend (Jan 12/13)my two buds and I are headed up. We are looking for a fourth. You game? If so, send me a private message or email. -Heinous

The ice fest is too far in the future. I plan to be in Lilooet next weekend. Speaking of the ice fest, will there be chicks? I'm wondering what the man/woman ration will be. I met a gal at the Ouray ice fest but her hairy armpits and mustache were a real turnoff . Now that I think about it, she was more Dru's type. I should have given her your number Dru.

I like the term "brown point". As in, making it from top to bottom without falling but filling your daiper in the process. Something Drool (I mean, Dru) might end up doing. Hey Dru, do you have a real job? How is it that you can post throughout the day at ten minute intervals? Private CaveGirl also, for that matter. -Heinous

As Ibex mentioned, StoneWorks has an expansion plan underway. It seems to be taking f*cking forever though. My partner and I will be seriously taking a look at StoneWorks once the expansion is complete. I cringe whenever I pay that ClubSport monthly fee knowing that I'm not even using the swimming pool and all that other crap. They do serve , which we all know is more important to any serious climber. The huge wall and "no crowds" environment is hard to give up though. Cute chicks too, as Private CaveGirl so helpfully stated. -Heinous

You're right about the yupsters, but they stay out of the climbing area more or less. At least on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Most of them are too fat to get up anything anyhow and they are too busy keeping their little shits in control. The monthly rates really suck if you just climb. I fill out a comment card every week suggesting "climbing only" rates. I'm sure they are just laughing and chucking them into the shit bin by now. Greedy little bastards!