Dave_Schuldt

Relax, he's just dreaming.

I just down loaded Mozilla, no more Internet Explorer. Hey Bill

High Times 2/9/03 Drug Tzar Fat Freddy has declare cascadeclimbers.com “The most addictive drug i have ever seen”. cc.com is an internet message board allegedly about climbing. While climbing is occasionally discussed most posts are about sex and politics. “One post is all it take and your hooked”, said Tzar Freddy. In a speech before a DARE convention he made the following remarks. “Housewives have been sneaking online while there husbands and children are away; they flirt with all the dregs of society, it’s discussing.” “The depressed economy in the Pacific Northwest has resulted in large numbers of unemployed addicts posting form home when they should be looking for work.” “The most disturbing thing is the amount of time people who still have jobs waste at work posting on this board.” “The so called moderators are slackers who let all kinds of discussing smut slip through and post plenty of trash themselves. Just think of the damage this smut will do to our kids who sneak online to get their fix, to terrible to evan think about.” “The discussions also include topics on other drugs legal and illegal. These posts always encourage over consumption and trying new ones. Again, just think of the children. First started about 3 years ago by two demented computer nerds in Seattle it has spread across the country and abroad. An member named carolyn was arrested in Minneapolis. She was taken from her job after putting three DEA agents in the hospital. Sergeant Stadenco said ”We had no idea how dangerous a store full of ice tools could be.” carolyn hired a fast talking lawyer mattp and is no out on bail and posting like crazy. In New York city iceicebaby has not been heard from in a month. An overdose and slow horrible death are assumed. The drug was also spread to Sweden by To The Top on a trip allegedly to see his girlfriend. Amidst the bad news there is still a small hope. Tzar Freddy cited the example of a former Seattle are member, v, who with great difficulty was able to tear herself away from the screen and get on with her life. “It was the most horrible thing I have ever experienced.” she said in an exclusive interview. I mean I would go to these Pub Club events, always held in the scummiest bars in town and hang out with the biggest losers. I smelled like smoke for days” She sighs and says “Never again” She now is making good money on the talk show and lecture circuit relaying her tales of horror and degradation to transfixed audiences. Congress has set aside millions to stop this epidemic. “I see the hand of Osama bin Laden behind this” said Fat Freddy angrily. “With all this money we will win the war on drugs” he added with a smile. With a smirk he said he will hire the other three Freak Brothers to jointly head a joint commission on internet climbing boards. “We will get them all!” he predicts confidently. We planted a spy, crack reporter Uncle Tricky, close to the center of this evil. He will give us a report as soon as he completes deprogramming

One of my coworkers had her sign stolen. She also noticed others ripped off there posts in the Walingford neigborhood of Seattle. Greg W and trask would that be you running around at night?

hey erik, your time would be much better spent at Index. Your spray is boring.

Check it out.

TTT again. See you there Col Von Spanker.

I AM PROUD OF MY NO IRAQ WAR SIGN IN MY FROMT YARD!!!

It is not $$$ that stand between me and a car. It has to do with vision.

He does indeed flame well, so well in fact, he will soon catch fire and the moderaters will have to put him out.

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME COL.

Very cool report, Tricky. See you slackers next week!!!

Way to go Alison and Muffy. i quit about 10 years ago. the thought of smoking now sickens me. Don't worry the jonesing will go away. Think of all the $$$$$$ you will save and the cool shit you can buy with it.

Good to see you back with more high quality spray

Contest! Who has the best gremlins, thelawgodless of Caveman? Let's see some more!

BOB TRAILERS ARE COOL. I used one for the first time last September.

DFA is script hidden deep whithin the softwhare of this board. Jon and Gapertimmy are the ones who wrote it!!!

chucK =

Maybe invite a reporter to Pub Club. The guy from the PI who wrote the mountain bike article was cool. He was actualy a mountan biker. We will make shure Caviy and Crazy JZ are at their best.

Don't worry Jules, I was about to post some shit this morning when the shop called with a problem. Can't make it this week, we are going to work on some wireing so we can ground our computers. have fun and no DWIs.

Like the halucenagetic one, haven't seen it in a long time.

MT bike ride was cool untill my cleat came off my shoe. Sketchy riding with only one foot clipped in.

thelawgodless always has the best.