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i was raised as a roman catholic, but for some reason my roman catholisism came in DEAD LAST! 1. Unitarian Universalism (100%) 2. Secular Humanism (94%) 3. Liberal Quakers (87%) 4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%) 5. Theravada Buddhism (72%) 6. Nontheist (71%) 7. Neo-Pagan (66%) 8. Bahá'í Faith (57%) 9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (52%) 10. Taoism (47%) 11. New Age (47%) 12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (46%) 13. Mahayana Buddhism (45%) 14. Orthodox Quaker (40%) 15. Reform Judaism (40%) 16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (38%) 17. Sikhism (36%) 18. Jehovah's Witness (35%) 19. Jainism (33%) 20. New Thought (33%) 21. Scientology (26%) 22. Hinduism (23%) 23. Seventh Day Adventist (18%) 24. Islam (17%) 25. Orthodox Judaism (17%) 26. Eastern Orthodox (14%) 27. Roman Catholic (14%)

dru - from trying to learn how to use a keyboard to trying to learn how to use a mouse.

click on the at the top you friggin retard. damn you're stoopid.

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this was posted a few weeks ago numbnuts

I prefer to think of him as a liberator of tortured tree spirits.

i rode my bike in yesterday and today. i'm fucking stupid.

it was bound to happen. don't forget about the grapefruit between your legs. p.s. when do you start thinking you're cool?

a man's pride is like the ring in a bull's nose - tie a rope to it and you can make him do anything.

this is total conjecture, but i get the feeling he was riding the lifts at alpental and took the 'great scott traverse' over to the alpental backcountry. this is something lots of people do every day on regular alpine gear because you can just ski back to the lifts on your way out. somehow in the low visibilty he got disoriented and descended from pineapple pass or something and headed down the south side of the ridge into never never land instead of north-east back to the ski area. anyway, he was probably just riding the lifts and got lost. it happens. this kind of thing could happen to anybody. i really have to admire his perseverance to stay alive 4 days out there. here's one for you buddy

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it appears our esteemed iain has gone from posting on teletips to offering endless advice on DECIDEDLY TELE THREAD on a topic about which he professes to know nothing. i tried to warn you all of this frieghtening trend but was generally scoffed at. law honey: pretend you are holding a grapefruit between your knees; it will keep your shizzle tight. too many budding telemarkers start learning on the piste and stick that rear ski back because they think that's how it's supposed to look right? bzzzzzt. stick that ski too far back and it won't be weighted. having that rear ski less than weighted won't screw you on a groomer but try that in the deep stuff and it's head plant city. or it could be something else.

1.) people are busy with the holidays 'n shit 2.) this site is running slow as molasses lately 3.) the skiing should suck this weekend (maybe not) 4.) i went to the IMA last night to pull on some plastic but the climbing gym is closed till next year 5.) my foot has decided to go numb from some frostbite i got 10 years ago and i'm afraid to go ice climbing 6.) i climbed your momma last night

have they ever considered just posting signs that say "cut rope at your own risk"? that way if they see some tracks cross the line they don't have to search for the guy. either he's prepared and gets out or he meets darwin. it's always just struck me as contrived and ambiguous that you can't cross the line at a ski area, but you can hike up from the base of any mountain.

hey i mostly AT these days anyway. meanwhile couloirmag.com has become THE splitboard chatroom. where do glissaders post?

nahner nahner next thing you know he'll be flexing his calves in the lift lines so everyone can see he's on tele gear. WHAT A FREAKING POSER!

Woo! Freeride, take it easy Freeride, take it easy Freeride, take it easy I'm in the mood The rhythm is right Move to the music We can roll all night Oooh Freeride Oooh Freeride, take it easy Freeride, take it easy Freeride, take it easy Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time Hold me, roll me, slow ridin' woman you're so fine Woo! I'm in the mood The rhythm is right Move to the music We can roll all night Oooh Freeride, take it easy Freeride, take it easy Freeride, take it easy Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time Freeride, easy, Freeride, sleazy Freeride, easy, Freeride, sleazy Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time Hold me, roll me, slow ridin' woman you're so fine Freeride, take it easy Freeride, take it easy Slow down, go down, slow down, go down Come on baby Take a Freeride on me Come on baby Take a Freeride Feels so good, Feels good, Come on baby Feels good, Feel allright You know the rhythm is right We gotta rock all night We gotta rock all night We gotta rock all night Whoa, rock all night Woo! Woo! Your flamin' heart Your flamin' heart Woo! Woo! Woo! Freeride

did they hire a couple bicycle mechanics? that might be the problem.

yes, we have some good powder skiing video here in the u.s. what does that have to do with saddam???

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arrowhead (steven's pass) on saturday. the powder snorkel joke isn't a joke; i was getting too much powder in my face to breath. it wasn't a ton of fun because i couldn't see anything either, but it was certainly an interesting experience.

trask? pro gay? wow, i didn't know you had it in you. i'm glad you've found some compassion in your heart. it feels good, doesn't it?

i can't take it anymore. i'd like to volunteer as muffy's spell checker. give me moderation powers and i'll do what i can. i'm totally serious. pm me.