lizard_brain

I think a good spanking will make you red on the bottom.

I ran the Capital City Marathon the other day. I saw a couple of guys do that barefoot. Ran the whole goddam marathon barefoot. One of them passed me in the 10th mile and we chatted for a minute. He looked like he was in his 60s. I looked up some stuff about barefoot running when I got home. I go barefoot a lot, but haven't tried running. Looks tempting. Don't know if I would try a marathon, though.

Obvious. Alien abduction. He made up that ravine story.

If I were motivated, I'd respond to this thread. Hey, wait...

I ran a marathon yesterday, calorie calculator says I burned 3,673 calories for my weight.

Still - I'm gonna have to use that...

I knew this guy who tells me that if he would have stayed back home in Vermont he could have got a job from his uncle in the shipping department of the fudge factory. Double entendre?

I wish I was cool.

As in kill her or set her on the bed and walk away? Dis her.

Well then, you really definitely gotta get out to Africa, the guys around here really like big ole booty. I think for them the bigger the bubble the better. If you shake that sucker too you will have all kinds of suitors. Brazil.

What - you eat them raw? EEeewwww!

Don't forget - small portions. And chopsticks.

with practice you can. people have this idea that it takes women so long to cum, this is not necessarily so. generally what takes a woman a long time is the mans unwillingness to go the extra mile where it counts. for each woman that extra mile is different. there is no blanket that covers all women in this area. it takes finesse and interest and some willingness to experiment. women are built to be multi orgasmic. it is pay back for child birth, cramps etc... and let us not forget, if you have sent sexy e-mails all day and whispered sweet nothings in her ear all through dinner and took the time to help her mind forget all the other junk that doesn't make her feel sexy... she might cum before you do a damn thing Yeah, physiologically speaking you guys are set! I'm not sure what I'd pay to be able to have multiple orgasms back to back. But sinse I'm incapable of childbirth, I think I'd pay in the area of $22,000,000 - if I had that much! actually men can learn to be multi orgasmic. i read a book about it once. if i meet a man who can do it.... well i call dibs OK Muffs. You've got me WAY INTERESTED! How is this awsome feat of skill and nature done?????? Wouldn't that be overdoing it? Oh, wait...

Greenwood and Dumbbell

Yes - myself!

wait, are you saying you would rather ski than have sex? ...There's a difference?

I am sorry but I am NOT giving up coffee - my one remaining vice.

It's easier to do it the other way around. But we've already tried that... What if you EAT your husband? (Remember small portions is the key.)

Ah. Gotcha. Minor details...

I like Cherry Garcia, but MAN does it give me the runs. I'm having a pint of Hagen-Daas chocolate after I run the marathon. Who's buying it for $15? Most places sell it ofr $4, some even $3...

I am in awe.

Yeah, you might lose yer head trying to do that! Actually, I do understand that age is a state of mind. My dad is a amazing example! The bastard is 63 years old, and still climbs every freaking weekend. He also summited Rainier a couple years ago in (almost) fantastic style. Granted, he has slowed down in the mountains these past few years, but he seems to have more energy than anyone else I know. Its just strange. Moving closer to the mid 20's.... I mean, C'mon, my whole life I've been a kid. And now I'm not, but still not quite grown up either. Everyone I talk to says the early 20's are some of the wierdest years...... and thats certainly my experience! The first time I summited Adams, one of the guys I was with was 82. On my first ice climb, my rope partner was 65. Don't mean sheit. Does it mean youth of today will not climb with you? Neither of those was yesterday!

Can we barbecue a student?

Replace your counselor day?