lizard_brain

Wednesday?

You make more $ than me, then again, I don't think we've met, so you don't know me. Why not ask for a financial statement? You don't want to build a life with someone with terrible credit. Or fight down the road because someone is paying late on bills. Too bad my bf and I both wait until collections to pay bills. Funny - I might ask a women for an STD screening... I'd never even think of asking for a financial statement.

That was it?

She's just off eating cabbages....

Okay - I'll bite - what is your first-best fart story?

Ordering stuff makes me fart... ...Oops, sorry, wrong thread.

I like hanging out with your mom, too... (Sorry - someone had to say it.)

BTW... ...running, reading, writing, photography, atheism, NOT watching TV, amateur botany, coffee...

I was gonna ask, by the way, is there anything you like to do besides climbing and working out? Besides exercise??? Oh god.... Yeah, I like big dogs, off road trucks, fast cars, fast motorcyles, BMX bikes, mountain bikes, road bikes, pencil sketching, playing with clay, women, meditating, yoga (sometimes), movies, reading medical journals, reading physiology journals, reading The Journal of Glaciology, avacados, EATING, hanging out with my mom, fretting about graduate school, fretting about school in general, getting tanned, not fretting about skin cancer (dumb), SPRAY, poking Muffy The Wanker Sprayer, sitting on the couch, pondering quantum physics, pondering the universe, pondering the meaning life...... what about you???? So in other words, there ARE other things besides training in your life... It sounded from your initial post and your overtraining thread that mountaineering and training were it.

Do you put them in your mouth?

I was gonna ask, by the way, is there anything you like to do besides climbing and working out?

Lesbians make me fart.

Yes, but did your scrotum get repaired?

Daisy chain banana hammock!

I have one word for you... HAIR. Very true. However, I personally would rather lose some genital hair than jam staples through my scrotum! Youch! You can be both plucked and pierced. and spanked and shocked and tied up and hot waxed and punished... oh my *sigh* YOUTUBE!!!

...I'm just wondering who in the shop FOUND this "avulsed testis", and what they thought it was! And if they didn't find it, is it still there, shriveled and stinking...

I have one word for you... HAIR.

I'm so proud of you! :tup: Hey, no shame in trying the baby spoon thing. Utensil size is not an inconsequential factor in how much/quickly we eat. Stay away from those big soup spoons at any cost. Switch to chopsticks if you want to go hardcore. (Unless you happen to be especially dextrous....) I tried switching to chopstick for all of my meals, I just ended up eating just as fast once I got good at it. ...You need to use ONE chopstick.

This article says "Volunteers who helped rescue five men from Mount Hood over the weekend said the climbers were well-equipped, but ill-prepared to tackle whiteout conditions." "These guys had the correct equipment — maps, compass, altimeter, cell phone, mountain locator unit," said rescuer Steve Rollins. "But not all of them knew how to use the equipment, and the climbers were also unfamiliar with the mountain's geographic features, he said. "The real problem here is people not appreciating the strength of storms on Mount Hood," Rollins said.

...A urologist, maybe? If you do, keep the staplegun nearby.

I have one coworker that is so fat, she once asked me to tie her shoe for her because she can't reach her feet. That must teach someone some real humility.

I have an overrated tool for pleasure right here!

And I get SOOO F--ING PISSED OFF when I hear about someone getting lost, and BLAMING THEIR F--ING GPS!!! WHAT IN THE F--- KIND OF EXCUSE IS THAT!?!?! "I got lost because I had the wrong GPS." HUH?

a lot of them still look good in their 40s. Not in my office!!!

Correct, but also do not overly rely on electronics. Like people, batteries go dead. The same goes for even a compass. They too can go tits up. Read the F*CKing maps, descriptions, etc ahead of time and commit it to memory. Take copies along on the climb. The total reliance of GPS is BS. No kidding. When I tell people at work that I climb without a GPS, they say "WHAT?", as though it's impossible to do so. Jesus Christ, I've been climbing with maps and compasses and altimiters all my life. Now a GPS is suddenly indispensible? I don't trust them because like SS and Dino said, batteries go dead, and all electronics can fail in one way or another. I just don't trust them. I have used them, but see them as entertaining novelties more than anything else. I'd rather save the weight and use the map and compass.