lizard_brain

I'm givin' 'er all she's got captain! She can't teak it mooch longar!

You are among friends. IN CAFE SENSITIVENARDS, MAYBE! WTF you post a stupid Q like this on the Climber's Board? Fuxk with the bull, you get teh hornz...

What does "STFU NOOB" mean?

Of course you've all seen this...

I kinda sorta did it that way too, but not intentionally. I stopped drinking soft drinks, then later thought "What else can I change?" Cut out fast foods. Cut out salt and processed foods first, at my doc's suggestion - either that or go on blood pressure meds. That got the ball rolling for more changes. More organic foods, more fresh stuff, smaller meals, etc. I keep promising myself a pint of Hagen-Daas a month, but it's been longer than that now. I'm afraid I'll go crazy if I break this stretch without it. It's been almost a month since I've eaten meat, too, but I'll soon take care of that, I promise you, and whatever it is, it's gonna have bacon and cheese on it.

I was reading an article on vending machines in schools, and it said that one study was saying that one can of regular Pepsi or Coke per day means almost 10 pounds after a year for the average adult male.

I also notice that the ones in my office that tell me "It's only one cookie!" when I say "No, thanks." are the FATTEST ones in the office. Think about it.

There you go. And I'm not on some trendy diet - I just stick to nutritious foods. Fresh veggies, grains, nuts, carbs, dairy, etc. I don't pay a publisher or a writer to figure out how to do that. I've read the chapters on nutrition in the marathon and other training books that I've read, and most of them agree with what I've been doing. Much of it is just common sense.

Meth lab explosion.

I think the trick is to give up all sugar, and after a while you'll lose your taste for it. Eventually, you'll even say "What did I see in this crap?" (Just like quitting an old boyfriend.) Just go totally without for a few weeks and don't look back... I used to smoke 2 packs a day but quit years ago. I was never crazy about sugar, but briefly this year had a weakness for Hagen-Daas that started to increase until I just stopped before my waistline began to increase with it. My one remaining vice is coffee. Mmmmm... coffffeee...

South Rib of Guye Peak. Even though it was my first roped climb I knew it was a piece of crap.

frank zappa was a freak No he wasn't.

You mean you read this? I couln't get myself to read all the way through it. I tried a few times, but... Fergit it. Not worth it.

Write on.

I'm middle-aged, my parents are dead, I'm a born slacker, my debts are minimal. I think of myself as opportunistic, self-centered, and I love this life. P.S. Wealthy single women with terminal illnesses seeking stable relationships are welcome to PM me.

Where's the love?

Don't you get mono from kissing anyway?

What rhymes with 'search and weep'?

Put your right foot forward Put your left foot out Do the Bunny Hop Hop, hop, hop! Dance this new creation It's the new sensation Do the Bunny Hop Hop, hop, hop! Let's all join in the fun Father, mother, son Do the Bunny Hop Hop, hop, hop!

The Kleenex or the computer?

Not gonna go there.

It was an error, not a lynching. Get over it. You crybabies act like this was the only case of injustice in the goddam world. I have news for you... Life is not fair. Now go to cafe sensitivenads and suck yo' momma's titty.

I can't believe what I'm reading.

Do you see any pants. all we can see is a big dick with a small penis :lmao:

...But that might do...