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lizard_brain

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  1. frank zappa was a freak No he wasn't.
  2. You mean you read this? I couln't get myself to read all the way through it. I tried a few times, but... Fergit it. Not worth it.
  3. I'm middle-aged, my parents are dead, I'm a born slacker, my debts are minimal. I think of myself as opportunistic, self-centered, and I love this life. P.S. Wealthy single women with terminal illnesses seeking stable relationships are welcome to PM me.
  4. lizard_brain

    Monogamy?

    Don't you get mono from kissing anyway?
  5. lizard_brain

    You

    What rhymes with 'search and weep'?
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    You

    Put your right foot forward Put your left foot out Do the Bunny Hop Hop, hop, hop! Dance this new creation It's the new sensation Do the Bunny Hop Hop, hop, hop! Let's all join in the fun Father, mother, son Do the Bunny Hop Hop, hop, hop!
  7. The Kleenex or the computer?
  8. It was an error, not a lynching. Get over it. You crybabies act like this was the only case of injustice in the goddam world. I have news for you... Life is not fair. Now go to cafe sensitivenads and suck yo' momma's titty.
  9. I can't believe what I'm reading.
  10. Do you see any pants. all we can see is a big dick with a small penis :lmao:
  11. ...But that might do...
  12. no amount of money can make up for 22 years in the slammer, but yeah, it would be cool if he could get enough cash to live a comfortable life to ripe old age I agree.....but if he could get a few million for some sort of wrongful imprisonment suit. But I do recall my wife telling me some time ago about a law that protects the state from law suits from this sort of thing…..I think the guy is screwed. Forget the lawsuits, the state should just pay something fair in these cases. Totally pathetic. Define fair? I mean really I would say five million is fair…..others might say wages lost is fair….. average salary in the state for 22 years plus 3x for damages, as I stated above. That seems fair for physical damages, but what about mental damages? How does one measure the affects of 22 years of wrongful imprisonment? there is no amount that can replace 22 years of ones life. YOu don't get that back. Free hookers and blow for life.
  13. I THINK IF YOU WENT AS THAT DUDE IN YOUR AVATAR IT WOULD BE FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!]]]]]]]]] Might scare the children. It doesn't take much work for that one. In fact I'm ready to go right now. You're not wearing any pants in that picture, are you.
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    Monogamy?

    I always knew that I was completely selfish, and that's why I never married in the first place. I knew I couldn't be trusted, so I didn't bother with long-term commitments, other than to MYSELF. God I love me. -I love me too.
  15. I THINK IF YOU WENT AS THAT DUDE IN YOUR AVATAR IT WOULD BE FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!]]]]]]]]] Might scare the children.
  16. no amount of money can make up for 22 years in the slammer, but yeah, it would be cool if he could get enough cash to live a comfortable life to ripe old age He'd spend it all on crack in no time anyway.
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    Monogamy?

    My fifth grade teacher thought I was strange.
  18. no amount of money can make up for 22 years in the slammer, but yeah, it would be cool if he could get enough cash to live a comfortable life to ripe old age Depends on the state. I think some give minimum wage, some give average state income, some give what you were earning when you were arrested... how about the average salary of a resident of the state over the last 22 years, plus 3x that amount for damages. I've seen this come up before. (Someone else, that is.) They paid him lost wages, and that was it. No damages, because there was no evil intent. No crime, and no incompetence. They couldn't prove that anything was done maliciously; it was all done with the intent of upholding the law, and it was just too bad that he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nobody to blame. It just happened - he was convicted by a jury, and the jury was wrong. Oh, well. Here are your lost wages. Sorry about that. Goodbye.
  19. no amount of money can make up for 22 years in the slammer, but yeah, it would be cool if he could get enough cash to live a comfortable life to ripe old age Depends on the state. I think some give average state income, and some give what you were earning when you were arrested.
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