lizard_brain

that's funny, the thing I've noticed is how people who are majorly fucked up can trace it right back to something that happened to them in childhood. ...By their hetero parents.

Oh, yeah? Just ask my bible-belt, christan-nazi, midwest relatives about that. They'll set you straight (no pun intended).

It's not like he's the only one. 208 people so far have been freed by DNA evidence by the Innocence Project. "The Innocence Project was established in the wake of a landmark study by the United States Department of Justice and the United States Senate, in conjunction with Columbia Law School. Among the study's estimates are a 5% failure rate in the U.S. justice system, which suggests as many as 100,000 falsely convicted prisoners. Other reports place the estimate as high as 10%. 75% of wrongful convictions are caused by eyewitness misidentification."

"Oops, sorry!"

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep at night and I work all day...!"

You watched "The Departed" recently, eh? Okay, maybe I should have put that line in quotes. I didn't see it recently, but that was one of my favorite lines from it... "Why don't you buy a suit... "

How izzit that you're aware of Malibu court operations? archenemy is omniscient origaminicient?

What did I tell you in the marriage thread? The conversation between me and my married friends: "Lets go ride bikes!" "I dunno. I gotta ask my wife first."

I said I was in purchasing - I've talked with two vendors today that told me they couldn't get their orders to me because the items I was ordering were in their San Diego warehouses, and they were closed. I just wondered if they were even still there. Got an email from another vendor saying don't count on your order coming on time from California... Then the lab technicians come yell at ME when they don't get things... "What do you MEAN the warehouse and the employees homes burned to the ground? I need these tubes!"

I said I was in purchasing - I've talked with two vendors today that told me they couldn't get their orders to me because the items I was ordering were in their San Diego warehouses, and they were closed. I just wondered if they were even still there. Got an email from another vendor saying don't count on your order coming on time from California...

They look like they're ready to invade Poland.

Like the Katrina victims? Or anyone else living in a hurricane zone or a flood plain? Or spent the money on Cheetos instead of a health club membership?

Wut?

Purchasing.

This is a good question. How many people are in the lost party? Are they all equally scrawny that they would need some chubby fucker pretty early in the game? Or, do you save the fat guy b/c he has the best chance of living w/o food? Don't you want someone to tell your story? Plus, he'll finally get all normal-sized and stuff. Tough one... Who cares! OM-NOM-NOM-NOM!!!

I've had this debate so many times before... 'You don't want to eat me, I'm old and stringy!' 'What about me - I'm pretty lean...' 'Not me - I've got a cold...'

Wouldn't fatties make better belayers? And when you get lost, don't you eat the fat guy first?

Has a lot to do with fatties, I'm sure....

I believe the more appropriate phrase for this discussion would be "carbon assprint". Or methane assprint?

This is my selling point to get people to take me with them. I make re-entry into the regular world of fat people much easier. Hey, I'm here to help. what the fuck are you laughing at, scrawny? A co-worker called me 'skinny'. I told her "No, this is 'normal'. 'Skinny' is underweight." I left it at fat that.

Tell us more. Pics?

I don't believe it, but I so want to.

Don't fatties deserve special treatment? After all, they are victims.

Soylent green gives me the runs.

I'm gonna go eat.