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I tried about 3 times to post a picture using the good old deal. But it didn't take for some reason. It was a valid URL Jpeg. Oh well.

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quote: Originally posted by jblakley: Yeah but when your toting around Big Bubba's golf clubs don't fall for the 'ole "19th hole play through" trick. [ 02-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

ChuckK, you da man!

Please do your part for your fellow Americans. Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help those in need. Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level... right here in the land of plenty !! And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy and current SEC investigation. But now, you can help! For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an Enron executive remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers their per diem, ...but it's a start! Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron exec it could mean the difference between a vacation spent sucking ass in D.C., golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than rent, a car note or mortgage payments. But to an Enron exec $700 will almost replace his per diem. Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable an Enron exec to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio. HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING? Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home by Arthur Andersen. You'll also get information on how he plans to invest his golden parachute. Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's portfolio double or triple! Plus upon signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of th e exec (for a signed photo, please include an additional $5000.00). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering. HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING? Your Enron exec will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the exec won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses. YES, I WANT TO HELP! I would like to sponsor an Enron executive. My preference is checked below: [ ] Mid-level Manager [ ] Director [ ] Vice President (Higher cost; please specify which department) [ ] President (Even higher cost; please specify which department) [ ] CEO (Contribution: Average Enron janitor monthly salary x 700) [ ] Entire Company [ ] I'll sponsor an Exec most in need. Please select one for me. [ 02-09-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

texplorer - Fred actually chugs Caveman's methane gas. [ 02-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

I know, isn't it the shits. I've still got about 1000 hours of community service to go. Probation sucks!

These pictures are disturbing and not for the weak of heart: http://www.prisonbitchname.com/stars.htm [ 02-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Yep, I guess you could say that's the schlong and short of it. Gawd, that's gotta hurt! Never could understand what you pirates get outta that nasty habit, other than the greazzzy pole. That's just NOT right...

Statistics > Top 20 drinks-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 01 Water (the original) 02 Cosmopolitan #1 03 Liquid Ecstasy 04 Long Island Iced Tea (By a Long Islander) 05 Cosmopolitan Martini 06 1-900-FUK-MEUP 07 Mojito 08 A Piece of Ass 09 Long Island Iced Tea #1 10 Jello shots 11 Hurricane, New Orleans Style 12 Cosmopolitan #2 13 Cosmopolitan #3 14 Hurricane 15 White Russian 16 Imperial Cocktail 17 Margarita 18 Apple Martini 19 Fuck in the Graveyard 20 Adios Motherfucker #2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drinks served: 264154 (8070 random) Period: Mon Feb 4 00:00:01 2002 - Fri Feb 8 03:00:09 2002 GMT

Whatcha talkin' bout K? Ain't that yur boney ass I see next in line?

yeah, the one with the pacifier and poopy diapers. [ 02-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Looks like the Tacoma Club Pub loitering around below ... waiting their turn, no doubt?

Dat so? Then mind explainin' whatchur doin' in dis here picture?

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: trask the only ass you get is Bronco's plumbers butt! tell me cavey, I hear it's over-rated...care to extrapolate?

You butt pirates have at it. Trask likes Daisy Mae's pie hole.

Let me guess Alex, that bag's for sale now? Sweet deal, used once, pissed in once, $150. [ 02-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by pope: Pope and Dwayner have appeared at Club Pub together. Erik's got photos. And if I may, Club Pub sounds a little more hip than Pub Club. Maybe you'll get more ladies to attend if you go with Club Pub. [ 02-07-2002: Message edited by: pope ] ...go with Club Neutered, and a few more trolips not wanting immediate sausage-slapping might show up.

I use a Hennesy Ultra lt. hammock occasionally. Nicer than sleeping on the ground. http://www.hennessyhammock.com/ [ 02-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Trask, you gonna ride the valkyrie?Absolutely Dru. I ride all of Odin's handmaidens. [ 02-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

True...Caveman is a force to be reckoned with, but if total destruction and massive injury is required, "who ya gonna call?" Mike Adam

this is a rough crowd around here johnny. lots of comedians here. that's why i only lurk and never post. i wouldn't want to look foolish. that's best left to the "rat pack'.

What a bunch of damn babies arguing about where to drink. Shit, grow up. The only reason to hit the bar anyway is to chase skirts. Let's check the scale...skirts on this side...a bunch of guys on the other side...hmmmmmmm, what am I gonna do?

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I have no life but I have a women first and that is enough I'll likely be in Canyucker land. ...and how is your new "Cavewoman" by the way. Ohhhhh, she's hot.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Friday I will likely be off on an adventure. Have fun. doin' what? pickin' the lint outta yur navel? admit it...you have no life.