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  1. I had no idea he worked. Miracles never cease to amaze me. This must be killing him not spray.
  2. I telecommunicate to my office in Seattle. Living about 1/2 way between B'ham and Seattle and on the water is a sweet deal. I highly recommend working home/office and out of the city if possible. Makes you a warm fuzzy person like me.
  3. I've heard you're extremely bright and very easy on the eyes ... is this so?
  4. there's no such word. you talkin bout hermaphrodite?
  5. I don't live there, but I wouldn't mind. It's got the water, Mt. Baker, almost has the seasons, it's not too big, just enuf redneck, close to dru, what else can I say?
  6. well shit, make it breast implants then that way i'll have all the toys [ 02-28-2002: Message edited by: trask ]
  7. shit, dru won i'm bummed think i'll go get those penile implants now
  8. 9 9 9 99999999 fuckin do it 9, or die............sucka
  9. 9 http://users.pandora.be/p0p0/youare.swf
  10. him and adamson are shankin' skirt and slushy for a few days? I'm bored without the love
  11. quote: Originally posted by Dwayner: Anybody seen Big Lou this week? yeah, I had coffee with him just this mornin at the Greenlake Starbucks.
  12. quote: Originally posted by Recriminator: No mater how hard you climb , if you climb trad only, cop looks at little boys in the locker room, the last sex you had was with an altar boy you must be cc.com's POPE YO MOMA WHERES ARMY BOOTS nice post -- go take yur vitamins
  13. Heh Allison, you're a tough cookie. Were you ever in the corps (just curious, not flamin')?
  14. ya gotta be perverted, mean, and accusatory to be a good sprayer...just ask taz
  15. Can I bring my hemp seed toaster waffles?
  16. quote: Originally posted by danielpatricksmith: I knew that Cascade Desgins and MSR were owned by the same company. I find it interesting that they both manufacture products (water bladders, cookware, treking poles) that directly compete with each other. ...that's not all that unuasual dps. Brunswick owns Searay Boats and Boston Whaler, and they both compete against each other to some degree. In fact the Sea Ray dealers sell BW.
  17. dru + erik = taz + veggiebelly + caveman = adamsom + panther = trask + daisy ... fuhgedaboudit.
  18. quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: He would have to be pretty quick on his feet to have the back and forth of Taz and Trask. Trask and Moron is a good possibility though... ...not even close boys trask is embarrassed of his potty mouth and decided to clean up his act. He's trying to figure out how to do that even now. P.S. veggy and dru...don't discount the possibility of mutiple computers [ 02-27-2002: Message edited by: trask ]
  19. A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, and there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shiit when you hear the price."
  20. Not only are you not required to put the toilet seat down for her, but she should be putting it up for you. It's your apartment, and she need to respect the way you live. While we're fairly certain this logic would hold up in court, we still keep the seat down for our girlfriends when they stay over. It takes very little effort to put the seat down, and it gives us significant bargaining power for issues that really matter, like watching South Park instead of Melrose or not sleeping on the wet spot. It also makes them more tolerant of our tendencies to drink directly from the OJ container and to fart in bed. And if the inside of your toilet looks anything like ours, you certainly don't want girls peeking in, anyway! Conclusion: You've got the law on your side, but you've got more to gain by doin' the right thing. [ 02-26-2002: Message edited by: trask ]
  21. Who cares what he did in the 70's; certainly not me. Shit man, he grew up. Had a family. Became a responsible citizen. Joined life. Look at the Rolling Stones...nothing more pathetic than 60 year olds trying to stay hip. What a joke.
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