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[ 04-17-2002, 01:52 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

I have an idea...why don't you gumbies rehash the bolt issue for the 20th. time in a year.

Yep, I learned everything I know from the Mazama's Mamas.

How true jkreuger- Any hottie worth her weight is into $$$, fast cars, boats, bobbles and babies. Tie your financial statement and credit cards on a string and dangle...watch the sheilas' lunge and grab.

Hey, do any of you guys wear some of your climbing shit around town. I do...and the hootchies' really dig me. I can tell because they stare at me with obvious lust in their eyes. I like to wear my plastic Invernos and my harness when I go cruising the malls. When I'm in Darrington or Granite Falls, I always wear my crampons and helmet in the bars; both are handy when the battle begins. Just wondering if anyone else was cool and wearing the "shit" and talkin' the talk? Poser, extraordinare! [ 04-17-2002, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Why thank you. It's a shitty job, but someone must do it.

I heard through the grapevine that the notorious Bunghole Bandit was making the rounds at Pube Club, and having his way with certain, inebriated climbers. [ 04-17-2002, 08:26 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: Damn. Redundancy sucks. So howz about: Why are women so stupid? Cause they got no dick to put brains in. I like dat one.

VB's right. What were you boys REALLY into last night?

Okay, I just want you bastards to know that you shamed me into removing the ONE sticker I had on my Subaru. I'm stickerless in Seattle now.

...don't go dru stay and spray - http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300 give it a minute to load. [ 04-16-2002, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Erik and "the boys" heading up to Muir hut.

Bambi, in her fourth year as a freshman at UCLA, sat in her U.S. Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi thought a moment, then answered: "That was the decision George Washington had to make when he decided to cross the Delaware."

KEGGER AT GASWORKS - BOOZE BROADS BAND GOODIES NO HEAT BRING YO BAD SELVES ...

What a clusterfuck...

Uncle Pervie Becky - Lock up yur women, boys!

Happy now, you nut-draggin' piece of shit? Up yours!!

You're too insignificant to second. You are a pathetic moron. Eat balls and die.

No way...we need those guys around to talk smack and keep this place from becoming a sausage love fest.

No advantage. Just Arcteryx trying to upstage the next guy and scrambling to introduce new product every year. Must be a bitch to have to come up with new shit constantly.

quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: What about Trask- rumor has it that he doesn't eaven climb!!!!That's not rumor dumbass, that's fact. Get it straight! Now go spank your monkey and leave me alone.

Yur all sick bastards

I like to gently stroke and massage my rope while washing. I'm always carefull to lift it above my balls and get the tender sack area too. My rope always comes out squeeky clean and the gurlz like to play with it alot.

According to the Bend Bulletin newspaper in Oregon, Ray recently had some of his nonvital organs removed along with a reduction of his bone mass to increase his overall daily hiking mileage. Apparently Mr. Jardine reduced his pack weight to the lightest achieved and is now focusing on the internal body and how to efficiently maximize trail performance. His next visit to the surgeon will consist of the doctor sewing a large skin pouch on Ray's abdomen, much like a kangaroo. "This pouch will store all of my gear", reports Jardine.