We all know one...you know, the story teller.  Dude can't tell a quick story, no, gotta start the fucker from before Christ and work their way up to "can you believe that shit?".   Over the years I can relate to story tellers, simply 'cause they lull me into a zone.   
  
Yeah, ya really need some dope to smoke with these guys, 'cause these are tripy storys they weave.  I know ya know what I'm gettin' at.   
  
Forgeddaboutit, I'm pie eyed.