allthumbs

heh pig, I'm a nice guy burger king

I'm down with Barney and Mary Kate & Ashley tunes.

actually just got mine i'm gonna go to the lynnwood strore today cash it in and ask the customer service babe to go have lunch with me on it she likes me

Your invites are always so warm and cheery. Will you slice their throat in the the night if they piss you off? bwahahahaha Just kiddin ray

Fucknut is bucking for the "tool of the week" award.

uhhhhh, what's a camel-toe?

with a short stop at Dukes for chowder and Hooters for, well, you know....

you're all heart hoser

CNN is reporting that Iraq is moving heavy equipment around Baghdad. Digging in? Down to about 3 hours of moonlight per night, starting a little after 3am. New moon, March 2nd. I'll guess things will start happening after Friday. Probably Soviet style trenching equipment. Apparently they didn't learn a lot during 91. An M1 or an M2 can span an 8-foot trench at 45 miles per hour. In mobile warfare trenches and prepared defensive positions are an anachronism. There is a term that Armor folks use - Eat gas, Haul ass, and Bypass. There is nothing quite so unnerving as having about 60 tanks roar through your position in a wedge or diamond formation taking your shots as if they were nothing and returning fire and a rapid rate with great accuracy!!! "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning."

you're a draft dodger aren't you FDA?

copy kat

I had Lasagna and a glass of wine for lunch. I'm off to take a short nap in the sun.

...and June Cleaver said, "My Ward, you were hard on the Beave last night."

I find this all very disturbing. Get to work!

Yummy! Love me tender!! luv me tool I love you!! bring kneepads I will!! I love you!! I know...you can't help it

Yummy! Love me tender!! luv me tool I love you!! bring kneepads

Yummy! Love me tender!! luv me tool

sorry, thought that went to PM, show's what booze will do.

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It's a no brainer

Icegoddess, go dancing with me instead. Whachasay?

I'm talkin 'bout doolittle, whatchu talkin' bout Willis?

that fucker's got head injuries from a car wreck

Fortunately, most men are dumb enough to convince themselves they're gettin' a little and keep buying the lady drinks, regardless of all signs pointing to "no score." flush, you're such a twat